Final Destination 5 Trailer, You Guys.
Oh, BROTHER. It doesn’t make any sense for me to get mad about this, because I’ve never seen any of these movies, but I can’t help it! Five is SO MANY SEQUELS! What, are movie studio execs worried that there’s too much interesting, original content out there? “There are just no more ideas out there, guys. We’ve used every single one. Time to go back to formula. Let’s reuse the ideas of yesteryear, but make sure we’re only reusing yesteryear’s absolute best ideas.” -Hollywood. Whatever. It’ll make a million billion dollars, I know, and it’ll be my job to explain to my grandchildren why we spent all our money on Final Destination sequels instead of fixing global warming. “I don’t know,” I’ll say, shaking my head morosely. “I only had one day to guest blog a pop culture site and sound the warning bell. But, by then, it was too late.”
Update: Link fixed. “Enjoy!”