Oh, ladies. Always a pharmaceutical sales rep, never a TV bride!
Question: What is a manscaper?
The Bachelor has both kinds of white woman – blonde AND brunette.
They’re just sad because now they can’t go on Bridalplasty.
Years in the future, Sociologists will use this picture in their writings on the downfall of Western Civilization.
No one gets bees
But if you can’t find love on a dressed-up gameshow on national television, where can you? Huh?
I’ve watched some of this season of the Bachelor, only because it’s on every time I go to the Laundromat (“YEAH RIGHT” – other Monsters). This dude is not good looking and dumber than a pile of bricks, but these women still get all crazy over him. As a fun sociological experiment, I think they should just keep making the Bachelor uglier and dumber every season, just to see if the women on the show will keep reacting this way to him. My guess is yes, because the types of women that go on this show are blinded by competition.
At first I was like:
But then I was like
While paging through I tried to remind myself that these are PEOPLE, and even though they’re on The Bachelor they probably still have legitimate feelings and I should try to, I don’t know, sympathize? Is that what I should be doing?
Dear Internet. Thank you.
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