Someone should let this dude know that Danny Ocean is putting together a team. One last job and then everyone retires. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
Poor guy! He’s just trying to make it to his show in Dallas!
First name Steve, last name…oh, I think you know.
The beer is for after, OBVIOUSLY, DUH.
Steve come on down, you’re the next contestant on Crime Ain’t Right
You sure he was drunk? Don’t you think he looked a bit… high?
“Oh my god, really?!” – everyone, re: my post
Steve, it’s your turn to go grab the lunch beers. You have a choice of fork lift, sky jack, jackhammer (ridden pogo-style) or car. It’s really up to you how you choose to go get it.
You just know for the 10 minutes it took the fire department to show up before the cop could reach him, that guy felt like King Shit of Fuck Mountain.
Do you guys think his mother would be really embarrassed to see this, or really proud?
“Nothing can go wrong with this plan. I am, in every conceivable sense including literally, Above The Law!” — Steve.
When will people learn? Dogs are the only thing that makes drunk driving safe! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rideable-Dogs/113819512022781
Now Entering LOL City – Population: infinity
“What’s your name?”
Fell out of the chair.
I don’t usually LOL, but I when I do LOL, it’s for this video.
Good video? Or GREATEST video?!
Lonnie’s gonna be in trouble when the cops figure out he lied about his name.
I notice Mr Police Officer made sure to specifically state that he can’t drive a skyjack whilst drunk…does this then imply that drunk driving other vehicles is ok wherever this is?
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Fake. You guys are a bunch of rubes.
I think it turned out alright for Stave. He was found innocent by a jury of his peers:
“Don’t fuck up my beer, now” is the new “Don’t tase me, bro.”
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