Totes. (Via FAILBlog.)
does anyone know – were the birds flying somewhere to do something gay?
Bing, that’s called a “distinction without a difference”.
God was telling ABC he’s angry that they cancelled Flash Forward.
Repent! Or not.
I read that as “We Live In English Times Kinda”, and became distraught when I saw no mention of lorries.
“I think it’s a sign of the apocalypse. God killed those birds as a sign that he is angry with us and the end of the world is imminent. Or it could just be feather related.” — Revelations
Matthew was notoriously the most Chicken Little of all the apostles. “I HIGHLY DOUBT IT, Matthew!” said Thomas.
It’s a goddamn GOD-DEMIC: SHOCK and WEATHER, is what it is. Directed by James Nguyen and everything.
Maybe the birds has flying rage or something. I keep hearing about “angry birds” on my iPhone; are these stories related?
“And ye, the seas will boil, and the four horsemen shall ride out across the crimson sky, bringing a hail of death and destruction. Or you could have really bad acid reflux.” -The Bible
“God killed those birds as a sign that he was angry with us.”
Normal, logical thing for somebody to do. Kill someone to prove you’re angry at someone else. It’s called Cause and Effect. Look it up.
“I don’t think those birds dying is a sign of the End Times. But also something about pagan oracles?…and my friend died yesterday?” — Kirk
2 And God totally told Moses to tell Pharoah, “behold, I, God will smite your whole territory with a plague of fog. I’m all about weather, as we all know. Oh, you don’t know? Well know you know. Later I’ll use weather to kill a bunch of birds. It will FREAK. YOU. OUT. Also, trust in Me and I’ll give you SHOES.”
You guys aren’t interested in what happened to the birds?
Come on, buddies. Take an interest in science. What could be the reason birds have vanished?
Science will come up with some reason to put in the books, but in the end it’ll be just a theory. I mean, we will fail to acknowledge that there are forces at work beyond our understanding. To be a scientist, you must have a respectful awe for the laws of nature.
And then the plants KILL EVERYONE.
I can’t even begin to tell you all how much I am enjoying these comments.
As someone who is terrified of birds, I’m worried that I now not only have to worry about them attacking but also dropping dead in the sky and harming me involuntarily.
Here’s a picture of him:
Those birds were just trying to get some Smirnoff Ice, fuck the Bible Belt.
“I think that mankind and the earth were created 6,000 years ago by God and that every word written in the bible is the word of this God and therefor infallibly true. Or it could be science related.”
Tippi Hedren is going to be thrilled, though.
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