The title of this video is “Little Girl Owned on Trampoline,” owned, of course, being the technical term for a child getting kicked in the face. Internet Status: NORMAL. (Via GorillaMask.)
In your FACE!
The littel girl wasn’t the only one getting Pwned in this video. I’m pretty sure that boy got a nutshot as well.
Hey I’m just gonna let you swing from a trampoline while I videotape it, you’ll be fine kid
Some days, I totally feel like a small child hanging from a trampoline only to get violently kicked down on accident by my older brother. Other days I feel great.
Sure, she may feel a bit trampled right now, but I’m sure she’ll bounce back.
You know what isn’t owned now? That trampoline.
This video represents exactly how I feel now that wertrew’s submissions for Amelia are no longer necessary.
“bing: children or EPIC FAILURES”
for some people, those are one in the same.
The little girl is expected to bounce back quickly.
“This. This Is Why I Come Here. ”
“This. This Is What I DO.”
Gabe, Putting his blog back onto the interwebs shelf.* 1765 – 2012
It’s okay, she was a zombie.
That girl was lucky she got kicked in the chest instead of having her hands pinched in the springs. I think the brother was acting in her best intrests and took a nut shot for it. If only we could all be better older brothers like him.
FACT. Everything becomes funnier when shown in slow-motion.
All this video is missing is an adorable baby animal and its headed to Lindsay Robertson-ville. NEVER FORGET
Oh sure, post the videos where trampoline’s look bad. But no one EVER posts the millions of hours showing kids just happily jumping up and down…
This should be easy. There are thousands of jokes that could be made here, but I’m coming up nothing. I blame the head cold thats going around. But… *shot of DayQuil” Ok, DSM. You got this… Shake it off, shake it off… whew…
That’ll take the SPRING out of her step.
Ah fuck it, I’m going back to bed.
Pshaw! She only got kicked in the chest. I remember getting kicked in the face while on a trampoline before flying off of it onto the ground. My braces made that extra fun, and yet I still don’t approve of trampolines with safety guards. Kids need to learn by experience!
PS – Get off my lawn! #crotchetygum
Meh- looking at the slow-mo version, she clearly got kicked in the chest area, not the face. Walk it off.
Now the kid with the sweet mop top? That was a clear metal-to-the-crotch shot. Not fun.
Trampolines are never not a bad idea.
Trampoline’s ain’t nuthin’ but trouble. This guy knows what I’m talkin’ about.
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