Throughout the convention, we will be reporting on our Harry Knowles sightings, in addition to updating you when we see someone we THINK is Harry Knowles who turns out NOT to be Harry Knowles. Starting…now.
Off-topic: Monsters, we’ll be chatting during the new episodes of Mad Men, starting this Sunday, so if you want to join us then: http://videogum.com/chat/
On-topic: Harry Knowles is both a terrible writer and a terrible person. But I would no joke like to go to Butt-numb-a-thon, so if you see him, put in a good word for me please. Tell him I loved his disgusting commentary on the sexuality in Twilight: Eclipse!
Aren’t Beyonce and her dad estranged now that Harry knocked up his assistant or whatever? I can’t keep all my crazy celebrity parents gossip straight.
I go to get my Harry Knowles laser hair-removed once a month.
Don’t you hate it when you think you see Harry Knowles and it turns out that that’s just your boyfriend?
I just read his Wikipedia page. His life got pretty hilarious in the 90’s
“With money from his mother’s life insurance, he purchased a top-of-the-line computer and a friend arranged for Internet service allegedly so they could play Doom online together. After teaching himself how to navigate the Internet…”
WHOA, you mean he didn’t go to internet school or anything? Not even a certificate from Sally Struthers ICS?
This thread contains way too much sexual innuendo re: Harry Knowles. Way too much.
Once Harry Knowles was in the lobby of my office building, waiting for some sort of family function. I was pretty excited (he’s one of those “Internet celebrities!”) and said hello. I think he thought I was a stalker. That’s right, I creeped out Harry Knowles. #truestory
I saw Harry Knowles at my gym once. It was…unsettling.
I don’t know who the H Harry Knowles is. Even after googling.
Does Gabe have a crush on Harry Knowles? Move over, Lisa Lampanelli, make way for something equally meaty and delicious!
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