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Michael Cera Describes Losing His Virginity

Gabe Delahaye | July 15, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Gross. Barf. Earmuffs. From the Playboy:

“To be honest I don’t remember too much about it,” the 22-year-old actor shared. “All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”

Due to the fact that this is the Internet, I am duty bound to declare this FAKE and GAY.

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