Best New Party Game 14.5

Gabe Delahaye | January 29, 2010 - 11:25 am

He’s back!

Since last week’s Best New Party Game based on this dude was such a fun success, I don’t see why we can’t do it again. Except this week there is a new rule: SEQUELS ONLY. I’ll go first:

Recently, my friend’s father passed away. He has taken it very hard, which is understandable, but now I fear that he blames me for it. We have been fighting constantly, flying through the air and leaving destruction in our wake. To make matters worse, I think that he is in love with my fiance, and he’s using this against me. The other day he could barely even eat his apple pie, he was so excited to rub their relationship in my face. I know that it’s not uncommon for good friends to grow apart over time, but it is making me increasingly upset. And it doesn’t help that I seem to have been infected with some kind of Hate Ooze from outerspace. Some nights, I try to go to a jazz bar and just relax, but if anything, the jazz bars are just making things worse. Everyone hates when I go to jazz bars. Please guide me through this difficult time with my friend, and if the Bible offers any advice on bank robbers made out of sand or Evil Clothing, that would be great. Namaste.

Round 2. FIGHT!