Probably The Wisest Investment

This is how dreams are made! From Craigslist:

Sure! Now you’re a Hollywood millionaire. Just send all your money to and wait for Jerry Bruckheimer to call you.

“Congratulations, we’re equals.”
–Jerry Bruckheimer

Now that you’ve wisely invested your children’s college funds into a super reasonable business venture that’s just like how Steven Spielberg does it, it’s time to take a look at the project itself:

You can FUHGETTABOUT your old life. Now you are a fat cat, sleeping on a bed of Fandango money just like Dax Shepard.