Teacher Asks Her Students To Write Important Essay On Sibling Golden Showers

By Gabe Delahaye / September 21, 2009

Needless to say, this is your essay question:

Incredible. “If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?” Oh to spend one hour in the living hellscape that is the human mind that thought of that as an essay question for children. That teacher knows how to engage young minds! And while what that grandmother said is true, some people do think they can do whatever they want, I don’t think that’s what the issue is here, unless by “do whatever they want” she means “not take the brain medication they need” as in “people think they can not take the brain medication they need.” Because of how that teacher clearly did not take any of her brain medication whatsoever. (Thanks for the tip, Becca.)