NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course
A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have to beat around the bush (get it? You get it). From the website (emphases mine): The Vamp is a realistic ...
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