Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion
Paula Abdul, whoever that is, is leaving American Idol, whatever that is. Just kidding. I know who Paula Abdul is. She's the lady who popped out of the ink well on Scat Cat's song. And I've heard of American Idol. That's where Justin Guarini jokes come from. Anyway, goodbye Paula Abdul. You will be missed, I bet, by people who ...
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