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Dan Quinn Has Got Big Plans

Gabe Delahaye | June 26, 2009 - 3:40 pm

On a day like today, with all that is going on in the world, you start to think about the future. I’m talking, of course, about how Michael Jackson died, RIP Michael Jackson, and also about the :( changes that are happening here at Videogum. Two very important, very personal reminders of how nothing stays the same. We are all mortal, and we are all subject to the influences of powers beyond our control. It’s important to always keep an eye on the next step, you just have to. Never get complacent. Never let down.

Dan Quinn knows what I’m talking about. He’s not a billionaire yet, but when he is a billionaire, and he will definitely be a billionaire, he knows what he’s going to do.

“Always be thinking ahead, mayne.”
-Dan Quinn’s mousepad

Dan is going to protect all the women of the world with a gang of MMA fighters in this movie that he is creating that is a documentary about the future because THIS BOAT IS REAL. Perfect. My favorite part is when his friend calls and insists that the gang of MMA fighters who will be assigned to protect all the women in the world are not going to have to do anything illegal, because in Dan Quinn’s world, people think Dan Quinn even makes any fucking sense in the first place. (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)

Previously: Is Dan Quinn The New Joel Bauer, Or The White Mr. Chi-City?