The part that I don’t get about the two of you is why you keep driving him to the grocery store in the first place when he’s so drunk? You know that he’s only going to embarrass himself and that you’re going to have to rush in from…wherever you were in the store this whole time, and take him back home. Didn’t you know he was drunk when you got in the car? Because he’s obviously really drunk. You can tell by the way that he’s (not very good at) acting.
DUMP HIM, GIRL! (Via BuzzFeed.)