Whoops, Wolverine: Origins, This Is Your Poster

A French movie poster for this spring’s Wolverine: Origins has found its way onto the internet, and holy shit. Is this real life? Obviously, I would recommend that anyone who’s working on diversifying their LOLk investment portfolio should definitely put a copy of this poster in there. It is guaranteed laffs for years. Incredible.

For those of you who don’t know what Wolverine: Origins is, it follows the X-Men character Wolverine on an erotic journey of self-discovery through Europe. It follows the X-Men character Wolverine as he makes his way back to New Jersey after the death of his mother and falls in love with Natalie Portman. It follows the X-Men character Wolverine as he is placed in a state run foster home and his name is Powder. Seriously, WHAT IS THIS POSTER?

I guess it’s not that surprising. There were hints in the teaser trailer that this was the direction the marketing was taking. Teaser trailer after the jump.

Wolverine knows what it’s like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can’t. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.

(Just kidding. Wolverine: Origins teaser trailer is here. But seriously, this poster. Teacher, NO!)