The 10 Saddest Ways To Die

By Gabe Delahaye / July 10, 2008

Heidi and Spencer are buying weapons:

[Heidi and Spencer] are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons.

The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and have been proactive in educating themselves. They recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif.

(via JustJared)

Yikes. I wouldn’t want to run into them in a dark alley overpriced nightclub.

Here is a list of the 10 saddest ways to die.

10. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
9. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
8. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
7. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
6. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
5. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
4. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
3. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
2. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.
1. Being shot by Heidi and Spencer.

Cramazing video after the jump.

(via Pacific Coast News)

You know, research shows that gun owners are more likely to shoot themselves than an intruder, and that there were guns in three out of five homes in which suicide occurs. So there’s a statistical possibility that this is actually a good thing.