Why Single Girls Want To Meet European Men

By Gabe Delahaye / October 18, 2010

Why Single Girls Want To Meet European Men, a Recap:

• Because they are point-guards?
• A characteristic of guys from the region is hot, maybe just a little
• They shower
• Romantic
• French Albert Einsteins in Lance Armstrong bodies
• Because we are Italian Stallion you know what I am mean?
• Bartolemeo
• BECAUSE APPARENTLY SINGLE GIRLS ARE FUCKING COCONUTS!

UPDATE: Also, WOWOWOWOOWOW! (Thanks for the tip, Dan.)