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I cannot believe that Cat Knocking Down Water Bottles only made it to #9! That cat got robbed! Are you kidding me? That cat is the best! I expected more out of the kitten and hedgehog video. I question their "friendship." #9?! Ugh. I'm outta here.
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January 30, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
"He tastes like a peanut." --Car Reiner, probably
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January 8, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Holy crap! You're right! I had no idea...
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January 3, 2013 on That’s Not Your Girlfriend, Justin Beiber
Is it just me, or is this girl the living embodiment of the claymation Penny character from Pee-Wee's Playhouse (minus the clay and pennies)? And, yes, I'm old.
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January 3, 2013 on That’s Not Your Girlfriend, Justin Beiber
Wife Cops Trampoline Wives Stunt Wives Gun Wives The Etsyest Wife
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December 19, 2012 on What “Wife” Show Is TLC Missing? Any?
If there was ever a need for a permanent 24-hour live stream, this is definitely it.
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November 30, 2012 on Russia Powers Internet For 100 More Years
I really want to play ping pong with that cat. Also, ping-pong cat got robbed.
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November 28, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
She may be the worst, but this Videogum-improved advertisement will always be the best. I seriously love this so much. Thank you for reminding me of how great it was, is, and always will be.
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November 15, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow On “Being A Writer”
Panda kitty's pee is going to smell really weird.
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October 31, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Long, long ago, when I was in college (Ladies?), I worked at the Bilbo's in East Lansing. The fact that they had a sandwich called The Fatty Lumpkin always made me laugh. And, if I'm not mistaken, it was entirely innocuous--wheat bread, mayo, turkey, cheese (muenster, maybe?), and coleslaw. That's it. The Fatty Lumpkin is a semi-boring turkey sandwich. They also had Hobbit Styx (my spelling), which were bread sticks (no duh) with, literally, as much room-temp butter and garlic sludge that you could get onto a large paint brush slapped onto it. I think there was probably about a pound of butter/transfat mix per order. Plus it came with a side of special dill sauce which was, 3 parts mayo, 1 part sour cream, a shitload of garlic salt and a sprinkle of dried dill. Dinner is FUCKING SERVED!
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October 24, 2012 on Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll
Open wide for some soccer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-gUXl7usc&feature=player_embedded
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October 16, 2012 on Fire Soccer Actually Does Seem More Fun
They are, indeed, the best pickles ever. You were right to freak out over meeting the maker of such a good product. In other news, I still can't believe I'm totally ok with spending $11 on a jar of pickles.
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October 8, 2012 on Examining The Thought Process Behind Screaming At Jay-Z (Or Anyone) Because You See Them And They Are Famous
One more suggestion if you're still looking? The Best Show on WFMU--either the full show podcasts or just The Best Show Gems, which are just the Scharpling/Wurster call-in bits. In case you don't know, Tom Scharpling hosts the Best Show and Jon Wurster, (the drummer from Superchunk, Mountain Goats, Bob Mould's current band) calls in every week. The whole show is almost always great, but the Wurster stuff is almost always the best part.
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September 20, 2012 on Gallagher In Slow Motion
Note to self: 1) Save up lots of money. 2) Move out of apartment and buy a house with a fireplace. 3) Get a good fire going. 4) Invite meerkats.
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September 19, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
also, "must have" not "must of." I am a terrible person.
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September 19, 2012 on Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation’s Amanda Bynes
Oops. Posted this after other comments came in. Donna Darkos and spider boners for everyone!
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September 19, 2012 on Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation’s Amanda Bynes
I was kind of thinking the same thing. First off, I'm not saying Lindsay isn't at fault. Clearly, she should not be driving. (And why would she be driving in the middle of the night in New York, anyway? She must love driving SO MUCH!!!) BUT, the guy in his 30s who didn't get out of the way quick enough and was treated at the hospital for "a very minor injury" seems like a piece of work, too. If it's a such a "very minor injury" she must of been going very slowly. He better call Saul!
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September 19, 2012 on Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation’s Amanda Bynes
Wow. That was even shittier than I thought it was going to be.
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September 11, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: This Terrible Lettuce Prank
I'm waiting for those totally cool, mentally healthy and well-adjusted Atlanta Twins to weigh in on the issue. Until then, I'm undecided.
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September 11, 2012 on Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N?
That looks like a way better party!
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September 10, 2012 on This Seems Like A Legitimate Party
Is it wrong that I was sort of hoping at least one of those assholes would be eaten or, at the very least, mauled pretty badly?
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September 10, 2012 on This Seems Like A Legitimate Party
Totally agree. And, dare I say, that mantis was quite pretty? Nice eyes! (Shame about the fly breath, though.)
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September 7, 2012 on Do Not Watch: Transparent Mantis Eats Fly
I got so scared, I replied to the wrong comment!
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June 20, 2012 on Joe The Plumber Explains How Gun Control Caused The Holocaust
I know that you aren't exaggerating. After seeing Gasland (and then reading up on it), the natural gas business now scares me way more than any other environmental nightmare going on in the world at the moment. Of course, fracking won't be regulated anytime soon because jobs and freedom. (Only a communist fascist would try to regulate something so wonderful, right?) It's going to get really bad.
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June 20, 2012 on Joe The Plumber Explains How Gun Control Caused The Holocaust
I had no idea the baby bat drinking and hiccuping was going to be so goddamned adorable! Holy cats, that was a cute video! (Baby bat got robbed.) Also, shout outs and big ups to the burping seal and both stars of the dog and penguin video.
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June 20, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
"Yeah, I'll have one of those."
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June 15, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package
I bought, with my own real money, a similarly nerdy sheet of stamps--Ray and Charles Eames. I planned on putting it in a frame but, 4 years later, it's still sitting in a drawer. See you next move, Ray and Charles Eames stamps!
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May 25, 2012 on What Celebrity Would Have To Be On A Stamp In Order To Make You Want To Buy That Stamp?