I'm impressed he kept the wings intact through the murder and the process of preservation. Them shits are delicate. I'd imagine that with digits nimble enough to pull that off, this unemployed 22 year old could find some work doing frosting art at a bakery.
I know I'm so late to the party, and that Aaron Carter's parents have already come home, accompanied by a record scratch sound effect, but I just had to post this gif of Shaq at his humblest: http://tinypic.com/r/29bfzp4/7
Unfortunately, this cancellation won't mean we will stop seeing bad puns on the title of the show when girls named Kate make a facebook even for their wedding. Has anybody else seen these, or is it just a Utah thing?
I think this scene is a great example of how Louie (the show and the man) experiments with tone in ways other TV comedies don't and succeeds as a result. Even other slightly artsy or high brow-ish shows like 30 Rock don't sit and meditate on moods like this scene did. I'm not trying to diminish 30 Rock--because part of its appeal is its restlessness--but I just think it's admirable and fresh in a way that Louie doesn't just throw in as many jokes as possible in 22 minutes. Instead, the show will make you sit through a pretty long lip sync/car ride bit or a wordless scene that juxtaposes an angelic violinist with America's next top hobo. The show just takes its time to build these moods and tones, and then there are some jokes that creep in, too, and play on what the audience is already feeling.
Also, can I just mention that "I love you / you wreck me" speech from episode 6? Crimeny.
I think the hot dog crust thing is over. That doesn't mean Koreans have stopped having fun with their pizza, though: http://www.pizzaetang.com/menu/pizza_01.asp
I was watching the paparazzi at the end and just thinking of how they must feel knowing they have to be annoying and intrusive to get a good shot. I know that being annoying and intrusive is required for the job, but I started thinking how funny it might be to see a series of photos taken by a very passive and polite paparazzo or maybe to watch said paparazzo in action during a big red carpet moment. "Oh, sorry. Am I in your shot? Darnit! I keep telling myself, 'You can't get in other photographers' shots if you want to make friends in the biz.' Again, so sorry."
There was this girl I had a crush on for a while, but she always had boyfriends. We would still hang out sometimes, though, and this reference became our best inside joke. So, yeah, upvote.
Even though I don't like the show, I will defend with my upvote your right to like it (provided you don't act like the couple mentioned in my short story above).
Recently, I was invited to dinner by a friend, not knowing that I'd spend the evening with a couple (who are in an open relationship or something and the girl asked for my number at the end which was so weird but she hasn't used it so phew) that I'd heard about but never met. This couple wasn't great company, and I couldn't put my finger on why for a while. TV was brought up, and I mentioned Parks and Recreation, looking for SOMETHING in common with these people. They weren't familiar with it, which is understandable, because a lot of people aren't--even people I like. Then they asked if I watched Big Bang Theory. I told them I had seen it and that it wasn't really my thing. Then the girl asked me why. I couldn't think of a way to explain why without being rude, so I tried to change the subject. Instead of rolling with my attempt to talk about something else, the girl said, "Oh, do you just not get the jokes?" And her boyfriend leaned back, folding his arms, and grinned.
I know that Matt Damon doesn't want to destroy her children. I know that. But I would like to at least acknowledge that his work is the Bourne movies has definitely given him enough training to pull it off.
When I tell my students that penguins are my favorite animal, they're so confused, and they give me this look like I've never heard of tigers or falcons or something. But because of the adorable antics of the penguins in this clip, I have 1 minute and 27 seconds that prove penguins are a valid candidate for favorite animal.
Huckabeast, we have the same first name. I bet we have a ton of other things in common, too. What size of shirt do you wear? I'm a medium, which--and I'm not trying to brag--is a pretty popular size. Also, I get emotional during FNL just like you. Can eyes brimmed with tears still be considered clear eyes?
If I'm doing the Newtonian Physics that Ashton Kutcher taught me correctly, having four goals (chambers or whatever) means there must be an equal amount of goalkeepers (chamberzords, probably). So, each team needs to find at least two people to play the position. The biggest problem I see with the sport becoming a real thing, then, is that there just aren't enough mothers willing to force their awkward manchild to play kronum--even if he's just the chamberzord--so that he can meet friends/learn teamwork.
I think the quality of the candles can be seen more in what he does with them, and less in what he says about them. For example, you'll notice he can't help but sneak a quick sniff even when he's supposed to be showing us how the wick cutter works. Only a truly fantastic candle could elicit behavior like that.
When I was in college, we had to fill out course evaluation forms at the end of the semester for every class we took. (Does every school do this?) So on the form there was a section where you could leave your personal suggestions for how to improve the class. This is what always I wrote--every single time, for the whole three years I was there--in the suggestion section: Bring more snacks. Us kids especially love Gushers and Toaster Strudels.
Ugh. I just realized the comment above already touched on this point. Consider that comment a reply to hero squad's comment. This comment should now be considered an apology within a reply. Things start to get really unstable at this layer.
I've been casually watching Downton Abbey lately (casually means I still pay attention to the rest of my life, and so didn't finish it in a day) and it's the first show that nobody I know watches or even mentions. I was beginning to think that it was just made for me and I'm the only one who has ever seen it--like some weird Twilight Zone thing where the show would start talking directly to me, trying to force Britishisms into me. Your mention of Downton Abbey reassured me that it really is a thing that people know about, and I thank you for that.
I--like all of the spectators in the video--was just fighting the urge to embrace life and The Moment by dancing along with her. Damn these inhibitions of mine.
They keep saying how caring the Dominos employees were, and I'm not saying they weren't. But, like anything, there are degrees when it come to being caring. Isn't it more caring to say, "Ma'am, did you know that pizzas can come with vegetables, too?"
One more thing: I'm just glad that they called Susan Guy a delivery driver SLASH hero, and not the other way around. (Blamo! Zoolander!)
"Do you think Suri Cruise will let me join her ranks in the revolution once she has reached her 'full potential?'"
-- Baby Busey
"If I smile like this, will people believe I'm still a normal human rather than a husk controlled by Suri Cruise's brainwaves? This is totally a classic, toothy smile, right?"
-- Gary Busey
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