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 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: Stereogum's Independents Day Party Mix (33 comments)

What is so Videogum about this? The word ‘basically?’ The phrase ‘you guys?’ Gabe isn’t President of those, you know.

What is super-VG, of course, is the picture of a cake.

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? (369 comments)

Where’s the thread for discussion of best album of 2010?

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 | re: Kanye Claims Books Are Lame, Wordy (147 comments)

I’ve ordered you a wheelbarrow full of up votes.

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: New MGMT Video - "Kids" (159 comments)

Worst Where the Wild Things Are trailer yet.

 0Posted on Jun 4th, 2009 | re: Sasquatch! 2009 In Photos (46 comments)

Girl Talk? If you were staying for Girl Talk, that meant you were doing all three days, and people who are down for that are generally a kind breed.

I blame the increased douchebag quotient this year on KoL. There were an entire squad of dudes with ‘Kings of Neon’ spraypainted on their shirts, and every one looked like he was ready to steal your girlfriend, punch you in the stomach, and then ruin your economy. NIN certainly didn’t help.

 0Posted on Jun 4th, 2009 | re: New Kings Of Leon Video - "Notion" (86 comments)

Then you’re gonna kill yourself when they show up on the cover of Maxim. And Stuff. And FHM.

 0Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Courtney Love Does Not Approve Of Ryan Adams/Mandy Moore Union (33 comments)

“ive been like the mother who can lift up three cars to get my child from out undert for years”

If I was Francis Bean, I’d take the cars.

And a new name.

 0Posted on May 9th, 2009 | re: Animal Collective Bring "Summertime Clothes" To Letterman (162 comments)

Well, to be fair, when I see them, I do plan on being really high on drugs.

Can we get this in the Gum MIx please?

 0Posted on May 9th, 2009 | re: Animal Collective Bring "Summertime Clothes" To Letterman (162 comments)

Relax, technojeremy. Did you really need to go all angry panda on every single person in this thread who didn’t go “AC > music”? You literally hit every one. I’m sure Avey is going to send you your fan club lunchbox soon, so stop freaking out.

 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: Clash's 50 Greatest Albums Of The Last 5 Years (212 comments)

There doesn’t seem to be anything on their list that disqualifies a single band from appearing twice. So if Funeral was #1, can’t one presume that Neon Bible slots in somewhere prior to #50? I mean, it may not be better than Funeral, but I’m pretty sure it tears the petals off of Brendan Flowers and Hot Fuss.

And it’s kind of hilarious that they exclude Wolf Parade but then Butler mentions it when they interview him in the write-up. Your musical idol hates your taste in music, Clash!

Also, if Yeezy is going to be your only ‘rap’ representation, why bother?

 0Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 | re: Psychedelic Horseshit Hates On Wavves, No Age, TVOTR (140 comments)

Part of me wishes this dude huge success, but only because then he would be forced to hate himself.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2009 | re: Daft Punk's Thomas Bangalter Does Helmet-Less DJ Set In LA (61 comments)

Why does the backpacked dude lick the mixer at 4:30 of Raspberry Beret?

And what is the name of the small mammal that’s attached to his forehead afterwards? I’m guessing it survives on a diet of neon and sweat. Also, if that’s its natural habitat, its species apparently has a terrible male:female ratio.

 0Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 | re: Lollapalooza 2009 Lineup: Now With 100% More Animal Collective (86 comments)

Danielle = Brandon Flowers

 0Posted on Apr 17th, 2009 | re: New Green Day - "Know Your Enemy" (12 comments)

This is going to be perfect to listen to while I smoke in the washroom during recess and debate whether to dye my hair purple or badass.

Question: How might Billie Joe Armstrong’s life had been different if puberty had made him a foot taller? I’d say he’d be a tax lawyer.

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Teen Pays $20K To Hang With Rock Drummer (50 comments)

An attempt at legitimate discussion: Which artist would you hang out with for a day, if you could?

I think the point above about Radiohead being less than fun is fair. I wouldn’t want ‘pouting’ or ‘being lonely’ to have any place on my potential itinerary.

Anyway, I’ll 100% go with David Byrne. Second would be Leonard Cohen. Third would be Bono, but only so I could sneak away at the end of the visit to discreetly take a dump in his closet.

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Premature Evaluation: Dirty Projectors - Bitte Orca (67 comments)

Someone say something negative before the hypealanche becomes too heavy and we all have to pretend we hate how mainstream they’ve become. Only we can turn this ship around, people.

 0Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: New Bat For Lashes - "Daniel (Lo Fi Version)" (21 comments)

If Natasha Khan were an eBay auction I would totally Buy It Now.

 0Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: Peter Bjorn & John Get Interfaced (6 comments)

I didn’t enjoy this album even after cutting its crusts off.

 0Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: New U2 - "Get On Your Boots (Justice Remix)" (Stereogum Premiere) (111 comments)

Totally! Isn’t ‘One’ the greatest song everrr? I find it’s even better if I listen to while spraying myself with AXE (while also wearing wraparounds, obv).

 0Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: Watch Some Of Wilco's Ashes To American Flags DVD (6 comments)

AC > Wilco = Watching the credits after an episode of Gossip Girl