heywoodjewbrome

Comments from heywoodjewbrome

I was already scrolling down from UFO when JCVD showed up, so that was exciting. Best part of all this is clearly... Tormented Brody: "It can't be locusts." Subtitle: "It can't be fucking locusts."
+10 |
November 9, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I gotta admit, when Gwen left Downton to become a secretary, I was happy for her! But obviously I do not understand women's rights or history or whatever, because I thought 'secretary' meant 'person who types a lot and maybe answers phones,' not 'wildling who can seduce Jon Snow through three layers of fur.'
+20 |
May 7, 2012 on Game Of Thrones: Open Thread
This conversation has obviously passed its best before date, but... thank you, K&C, for coming to my web defense. As you point out, my sole reason for disliking Psych is how its filming often caused me great personal inconvenience. This is a constant problem in the Gastown neighbourhood of Vancouver, and also means I will never watch Fringe. Or Mission Impossible 4. Maybe 3. Whatever the most recent one was. It's also why I won't watch films or shows with Joshua Jackson in them, since I once had to wait while he took what was OBVIOUSLY MORE THAN SEVEN ITEMS through the Express check-out lane at the local purveyor of sundries. The defense rests, in Canadian spelling.
+2 |
May 1, 2012 on Mad Men: Joan Isn’t Just Like Everybody Else
Sorry, the double reference there was a bit misleading. Big 'phew' to hear about the white flag on Ray Wise, though. I've never watched Psych, mostly because it used to constantly be filming in my building and I got sick of its craft service trucks hogging all the street parking. Nonetheless, I'm glad he's cleaned up his act. Of course, he's lulled us into a false sense of security before! And we've already had it confirmed that someone is going to throw Pete Campbell out of a window...
+3 |
April 30, 2012 on Mad Men: Joan Isn’t Just Like Everybody Else
No mention of how Alex Mack's dad is Leland Palmer? He's probably (definitely) going to kill every female character on the show? Firestone, walk with me.
+16 |
April 30, 2012 on Mad Men: Joan Isn’t Just Like Everybody Else
You'd think, if knew you were about to record the hardest track in history, you'd wait for a day where you didn't have a cold.
+18 |
April 30, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
Stopped reading 'real political debate' comment after 'it's mandate.' Don't bring swords to gunfights, especially when those gunfights are for some reason being staged in the Monster's Ballroom.
0 |
April 30, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
The FP? Has the FP already been discussed somewhere? Because, if not, I feel like it is the only thing that should be discussed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK-Fbj_FV2I It should also be re-titled 'BEST PICTURE WINNER.'
+2 |
February 24, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Mogway? Don't feed that thing after midnight.
+6 |
September 28, 2009 on Roman Polanski Open Kitten Thread
For being an ignorant bunch of monsters, it's incredible how many Professors and Nobel Prize winners we have among us.
+40 |
September 28, 2009 on Roman Polanski Open Kitten Thread
HTML whoops. I meant to say I heart your new avatar.
0 |
September 28, 2009 on Being White Is Hard Terrifying: Afterschool
Norm MacDonald is exempt from the rules that govern cursing.
+15 |
September 28, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jenny Slate Is Fucking Famous Now
On one hand, I hope Gabe isn't bluffing when he says he'll vanquish you if you continue. On the other hand, I can't help but appreciate how you're switching it up.
+15 |
September 25, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Can this get a 'gas face' tag? We need more of those.
+4 |
September 25, 2009 on A Round Up Of Reviews Of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
.... maybe? I swear it wasn't you, it was me. Me growing breasts, I mean. They allowed me to make so many new mistakes. And I did. Oh, I did.
+11 |
September 18, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Once you can't fall back into love, Cake. But we'll always have 'Iz you rilly a squirrel?'
+18 |
September 18, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I feel so betrayed by Da Cake Eatur. It's like when you start high school and discover that your best friend from middle school is actually a loser.
+42 |
September 18, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
She's the Man on Fire
+2 |
September 6, 2009 on Best New Party Game 8
For such a fancy set, it's a shame that he's using office supplies from the 1970s. Get a whiteboard, Glen Beck. Then maybe I'll give you all the letters for your name.
+8 |
August 31, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is An Idiot
Well, four introductions later, I'd say we're pretty familiar.
+1 |
August 31, 2009 on Mad Men: Mad Minstrels
Bad Boys 3: Puberty or Bay Boys 3: Black Knight 2
+1 |
August 31, 2009 on What Should Be The Tagline For Bad Boys 3?
Seriously - "He found his marbles!" I know he's busy fighting crime or having fun at dinner or fueling our suspicions that he's multiple accounts, but I wish Da Cake Eatur would show up to defend his favourite film.
+4 |
August 31, 2009 on Oh, Captain Hook/Judge Won’t You Throw The Book/At The Pirate
The :'( Game
+57 |
August 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 7
[Firewall prevents you from accessing this website]town
+20 |
August 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 7
Leon? Much as I'd enjoy him climbing inside Kramer's asshole, I'd much rather see Cosmo vs Krazee-Eyez Killa.
+1 |
August 27, 2009 on Who Cares About The Seinfeld Reunion?
Probably more terrifying if you threatened to eat his asshole dead... Just trying to be constructive with my criticism.
+6 |
August 27, 2009 on Who Cares About The Seinfeld Reunion?