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Non existent is about as clear as you can get
0 | 1/5/13 9:50 AM
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They should make a reality show of that film Jennifer Lawrence did before she went down hill where you have to track down your dad and then have a banjo competition.
+1 | 12/13/12 8:37 AM
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Then he cut the nose off of the picture and sent it back in time to Roman Polanski
0 | 11/28/12 11:08 AM
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How come Tim Allen gets to exist whether I exist or not but he has to exist for me to exist?QUANTUM PHYSICS IS SO UNFAIR.
0 | 11/28/12 10:45 AM
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I'd put Nick Cage in a wickerman in by back garden, not to burn it just to watch him in it when I go to the toilet.
0 | 11/22/12 11:47 AM
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I thought he retired years ago.I never see him at the video store anymore.
+1 | 11/17/12 9:48 AM
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"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!" Yeah her name was Zelda. The bit where the kid fell out of his coffin was pretty funny but yeah is the terrifying not even a supernatural element sister who makes it.
+1 | 11/3/12 9:47 AM
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How come Jamie Kennedy doesn't get a pass because Jamie Kennedy is unacceptable?Also why is Tom Cruise in Fatface ok?
0 | 11/1/12 11:36 AM
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If I fly it will be on a Nazgul or carried by a giant eagle as the Valar intended.
+15 | 11/1/12 11:28 AM
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I thought he was in the movie?Because even though they changed the name of the character PSH is clearly just a thinly veiled version James Franco.
0 | 10/27/12 12:02 PM
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Surely coke and pepsi will sue because they are both people who are still alive?
+2 | 10/27/12 10:46 AM
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I got stuck in a lift with passion pit for four hours once and the whole time one of them wouldn't shut up about this asshole who wouldn't tell him what the book was about when he was back in college.I still get mad now because I don't know what the book was about either.Or what the book was.I like their music though.
0 | 10/20/12 10:20 AM
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I hear James Franco is going to play young Biden in the movie version of the debate which will feature flashbacks to both his and Paul Ryan's childhoods.Young Paul Ryan will be played by Jack Gleeson.
0 | 10/13/12 9:17 AM
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Of course he is good enough for her.She's rubbish.
-1 | 10/9/12 9:39 AM
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I think we all have a farting in front of Pete Wentz moment in life that we never get over.Or maybe just me and that girl.
+1 | 10/9/12 9:38 AM
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I hope the effects are better in the sequel, I could barely tell they were supposed to BE hippos.Apart from Toby Jones, but that was all in his performance.
0 | 10/6/12 8:46 AM
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They should do a whole book of crowds of dwarves in various situations and you can try and spot the dwarf of your choice (mine is Mitchell off Being Human, I dunno what his dwarf name is)
0 | 9/29/12 8:31 AM
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She wasn't really the President as anyone who is not a sheeple knows she wasn't born on Survivor Island.
+2 | 9/28/12 11:23 AM
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As if they didn't already have enough to worry about with the starwhackers.
+1 | 9/13/12 7:29 AM
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Why don't they just fire all of the teachers and replace them with James Franco.Everybody be happy.
+2 | 9/6/12 8:59 AM
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"Fuck this movie in the face until it dies" - Way to ruin the twist ending Gabe
+3 | 8/25/12 7:35 AM
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Princess Di told me she hated Naomi Watts in a dream I just made up.Something about Mulholland Drive and a car crash?
0 | 8/10/12 9:15 AM
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"OK here is ANOTHER two Brad Pitts, NOW can you get them to change that damn lightbulb?"
0 | 8/8/12 8:04 AM
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His parents faked their deaths as part of a scam to win the million dollars but then it turns out the million dollars was fake and they never had a son
+1 | 8/4/12 8:14 AM
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Fight For Your Right To Jake La Motta's Life Rights
+3 | 8/2/12 11:10 AM
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Sounds like they are both typical of the acting profession anyway...if you ask me its this insider who is a disgrace to whatever the equivalent of profession is for being an insider telling things to the national enquirer.
+1 | 7/21/12 7:44 AM
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He would never have enjoyed Batman and Robin because there is a baddie called Bane in it.Also shirley even Rush has some standards?No?
0 | 7/19/12 8:35 AM
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ARRRRGHHHH!You found the werewolf before the vampire!My sweet chastity necrophiliac bestiality pedophilia orgy is RUINED!
+3 | 7/19/12 8:00 AM
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I don't even give a crap about christopher nolans batmans, I haven't seen that one with heath ledger in it and I had gathered that batman dies at the end of the one that is on the side of all the buses now ages ago
-1 | 7/14/12 10:13 AM
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I wished I'd seen the notebook before I read Soulercoaster, its ruined now.THIS IS THE END FOR ME AND YOUR LITERARY OUTPUT R KELLY.
+1 | 7/6/12 8:50 AM
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"Elmo is not an anti semite...he plays with my childuhren all the time and they are totally Jewish" - Whoopi Goldberg
+9 | 6/26/12 12:00 PM
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Personally I am glad that this guy I have never heard of has THE BALLS to say the truth.Now who will have the courage to point out that women can't swim?
+3 | 6/21/12 7:55 AM
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I find it confusing that Chris Evans is the human torch and captain america, my solution is to never talk about superhero films.
+1 | 6/15/12 8:24 AM
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But is it ok to jerk off to pics of Jesus on the cross?Bit late if it isn't anyway.
-1 | 5/4/12 8:38 AM
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Is he saying "Imma kill Batman." I think that's all he needs to say.
0 | 4/26/12 9:16 AM
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So that's where George Lucas gets his ideas from.
0 | 4/25/12 7:21 AM
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Actually I've seen that show and I would have figured its creator would be way MORE awful than is evidenced here.
+1 | 4/6/12 8:24 AM
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I didn't really grasp which out of existenz and dead ringers was supposed to not be a terrible movie
0 | 3/24/12 7:51 AM
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By guinea pig standards that jump is um superguineaporcine.
+1 | 3/22/12 10:40 AM
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So if the hungry hungy games are the occupy wall street movement watching Kim Kardashian's divorce proceedings what is Gossip Girl?
+1 | 3/22/12 10:14 AM
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