Replace Dino with a live-action cat, who will be very large because all the other characters will be animated and thus small.
Let the cat write the episodes.
And while you're at it, a daily "Here are some Afternoon Links to Worst Movie of All Time Posts" feature would be nice.
I'm not saying you should do it, I'm just saying it would be nice.
It's a joke, but this is kind of a good point. People watched the Muppets to 'feel good' amidst all the heavy-handed seriousness or plain old bad quality garbage going on around it. We've just found a much more efficient way to get our dose of that. The Internet has become the new escape where we can get that instant shot of pleasure from watching a cat video or a two-year old falling down the stairs or whatever, that we might have once got from a show like the Muppets (that was as much slapstick as it was sentimental). It's just in a format now where every 90 seconds we get to choose what form that entertainment takes. It removes the cultural significance that something like the Muppets had because none of us is watching the same thing, but then we create communities like Videogum to showcase what we're watching in a way that we can share and enjoy them together, and develop them into our own form of pop culture.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is, we are our Muppets.
Or, if you're looking for a more long-form equivalent actually related to the medium being discussed, how about Pixar?
Using science, we can extrapolate from this graph to find out what he'll look like in twenty years:
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Everyone's overlooking the incredible Videogum: Everywhere opportunity we're being given here, to convince Arnold to publish a story in his memoir that actually happened to Gwyneth Paltrow.
Is there a German word for when you've liked a band for years and then they put out a song that makes them famous in a way they never were before and suddenly everyone you know is trying to introduce you to them, and it kind of makes you want to like them less, even though they're still really good? It feels like there should be a German word for that.
Yeah anyway, that's Gotye for me. Good song, but Gotye showing up on Glee is just too weird for me.
And when the song is over they lower her back into her pit and throw her some scrap Whopper toppings until the next time a customer has a question. It's not the worst job she's ever had.
Miller realized she had to send a text, to remind her friend not to get distracted in shopping malls. Unfortunately it was a poorly timed text for both of them.
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Congrats! And good luck with the election, Gobbles... Don't be intimidated by Danielle Smith's ample tire cleavage, she's just trying to break you.
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I Know What You Did Last Wet Hot American Summer: It was A Walk to Remember, from Manhattan to The Lake House, where on The Beach you built Two Towers and A House, of Sand and Fog. You were Spirited Away by the Antz, who were in A League of Their Own as they drank Honey from the Steel Magnolias along the Field of Dreams. Dreaming of A Bug's Life you planned your permanent Escape From New York, Dirty Dancing and Singin' in the Rain along The Road as you returned Home, Alone, thinking damn, Life is Beautiful.
I am a (select one): (x) Farmer ( ) Farm Chaser
Seeking a (select one): (x) Farm Chaser ( ) Farmer
Must love dogs, cats, pigs, cows, chickens, horses, and certain poverty.
My mom let me skip school to go to the theater the day they were playing the extended versions of Fellowship of the Ring and Two Towers, finishing with the opening of Return of the King. Best 47 consecutive hours I've ever spent at the movies.
Acceptable responses to being called handsome:
-"I don't see it, you're crazy"
-"I was a bullied nerd in high school"
-"I used to get mistaken for a girl"
Or you could do what Hugh Jackman does and change the subject by peeing on the floor.
A simple math question for him: if you get 450,000 people to watch you humiliate your wife for four and a half minutes on the internet, how much money will she make when she sells all your shit on ebay and leaves you?
Summer CampComic Con" was one of the better episodes.