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Remember the 5+ minute-montage they spent "not" talking about sex with their relatives and wives' fathers and how is was "not" kind of gross?
+6 | 1/7/13 2:16 PM
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When Cora's mother saw them in black tie and said, "What is this, a barbecue?" because we think black tie is fancy and they think it's pajamas, basically.
+17 | 1/7/13 2:11 PM
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I just learned that the character's name is Super Hans, not Super Hands. Whoa.
+4 | 12/20/12 6:39 PM
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His feet seem disproportionately long for how short his legs are.
+4 | 12/20/12 3:09 PM
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I always wondered what they did with all those open trenches.
+1 | 11/30/12 3:42 PM
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Badger care hard. It's true. I'm all "I ain't care," but that's a lie.
+5 | 11/29/12 8:01 PM
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That Koos video took a dark turn. Also, did anyone else notice his casual homophobia?
0 | 11/29/12 6:03 PM
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I am so great! I got my unemployment claims denial overturned today! November has been a great month, what with that, the knitting store job, the giant hole in our bathroom underneath our neighbors' toilet that they aren't going to fix until next week, and a cold that ruined my three-day weekend, I am loving it.
+9 | 11/29/12 5:58 PM
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Tom Tykwer's new film is weird.
0 | 11/29/12 5:30 PM
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That ferret is just like that monkey from Monkey Trouble. Franchise!
+1 | 11/21/12 2:04 PM
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Whoa. Jesse is packing heat! (Crotch heat.)
0 | 11/20/12 12:42 AM
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So there is this Munchhausen tale called "die Enten an der Schnur," and that is all I can ever think about when someone mentions "Human Centipede."
0 | 11/15/12 7:03 PM
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I have less than 24 hours to make them love me!
+5 | 11/8/12 7:15 PM
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Dammit! I sent too early. @lilpaperkites
+5 | 11/8/12 6:13 PM
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Oh ja. Apparently I am a needless hater about it, though I believe I made salient points.
+5 | 11/8/12 6:05 PM
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Interviewed, I mean. I've applied more than that.
+9 | 11/8/12 5:46 PM
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I now work at a knitting store. I have applied there three times in the past five years. Live is a sweet peach sometimes, my friends.
+16 | 11/8/12 5:43 PM
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I started a Twitter a few weeks ago, and it is so weird. Like, what do you even do if you are just a person? So one night I was live-tweeting "Highlander." I will never do better than that.
+14 | 11/8/12 5:41 PM
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I can't believe they won't represent NC by having a course on our post-ennui culture of Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill.
+10 | 11/8/12 4:56 PM
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Does this guy offer dancing lessons? Asking for a friend.
+19 | 11/8/12 3:10 PM
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It warms my heart to know that turtles are just as into beejes as we are, and that they fall as slowly as they crawl. But hearing that mama otter cry for her baby was the saddest thing! Too sad!
+5 | 11/7/12 10:27 PM
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Maybe by "bought a house" she means "got married," so the back door in question might belong to her husband, and she is just cock-blocking him?
+8 | 11/5/12 1:52 PM
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My first reaction to this video was "Nerds!" But I'm the one who spent 4:30 of my life trying to identify characters from a book based on previous viewings of a movie based on another book.
+1 | 11/1/12 3:12 PM
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He was just interviewing for a new wet nurse.
+8 | 10/30/12 2:13 PM
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I'm on Season 3! The Wire is such a good show. Well worth waiting to watch. The Wire!!
0 | 10/30/12 1:58 PM
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I had mushroom barley soup with an olive ciabatta roll for lunch! I also had a pumpkin chai earlier, but it was incredibly disappointing so we don't need to linger on that. I could eat that soup forever, though. Thanks, local yuppy store! Sorry to hear everyone is having a rough time. Still waiting on the final word on my unemployment, but I might get to sell clothes again (yay?).
+13 | 10/25/12 6:48 PM
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So rape is God's will, but homosexuality is an abomination. Good looking out, God.
+11 | 10/25/12 2:56 PM
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That lizard almost got him! I think if we could genetically engineer metal-eating lizards, we could be spared the inevitable robot uprising that we will cause.
+2 | 10/25/12 1:31 PM
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Oreo + Sinta 4eva!!
+2 | 10/24/12 5:51 PM
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A cable-knit scarf! Ahhh it is way too late to be responding to this. I took a day off the Internet. Crazy!
+1 | 10/20/12 6:53 PM
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I mailed off my unemployment appeal review today as a last-ditch effort to have some income and hopefully get my food stamps renewed next month. I also mailed off my voter registration card a day late, but I think there might be some leeway. And I finally mailed off my recyclable toothbrush because I've been afraid the mailperson won't pick it up from my apartment's mailboxes. I got 7 skeins of yarn balled, drank some cold, unmixed cocoa, and am thinking of getting ramen from the store for dinner while my boyfriend gets drinks with old friends. Throw in a lame comedy on Netflix, and this will have been a day of ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
+17 | 10/18/12 6:52 PM
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The smile just masks that he's been having a real pisser day.
+5 | 10/16/12 5:46 PM
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Jackman is Psy's number 1 fan.
+6 | 10/16/12 5:35 PM
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Let's ask Alton Brown!
+4 | 10/15/12 2:24 PM
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I don't know a lot about microwave science, but wouldn't that faux fur jacket melt into the Hot Pocket, rendering it inedible? Or maybe rendering it delicious........?
+2 | 10/15/12 1:15 PM
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Donna Jahko.
+4 | 10/9/12 6:08 PM
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A River Runs Through Jah. Twelve Lions. Ocean's Irie. Meet Jah Black. Seven Years in Jamaica. Confessions of a Bumboclot Mind. Interview Wit I.
+10 | 10/9/12 6:05 PM
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I thought she was pretty hot until her friends took off her glasses and let her hair down.
+5 | 10/8/12 1:55 PM
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Seriously, who is that? Charles Bronson?
0 | 10/2/12 9:55 PM
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Can we talk about that ghost floating outside his window?
+2 | 10/2/12 9:54 PM
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