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The internet is shutting down because it doesn't want me to post, "I'll have what they're having."
+14 | 1/11/13 1:47 PM
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I hope you are reading this, producers. This is your future Emmy speaking.
+11 | 1/8/13 11:06 AM
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At some point he could adopt a pet monkey for a couple of days. I don't think that's ever been done in a reality show before.
+6 | 1/8/13 10:39 AM
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If you show a gnarly looking fence featured in your trampoline accident video, you better have someone fall headfirst into it or you shouldn't put it there in the first place. This was the biggest letdown since the faulty stove *SPOILER ALERT* didn't burn down Downton Abbey.
+3 | 1/8/13 10:26 AM
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"Let's put our baby in front of it."
+3 | 1/3/13 3:55 PM
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By the way, pointing out that something is sarcasm is just a very Ricky Gervais thing to do, isn't it?
+5 | 1/3/13 3:54 PM
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It's like they skipped all the intermediate steps of robot evolution and went straight to the end state with this one.
+7 | 1/3/13 3:44 PM
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If you think "sarcasm" is something that isn't sarcasm... What I'm saying is that it was sarcasm.
+24 | 1/3/13 3:37 PM
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I think I scored 4.5 out of 5 on that city quiz. I got half a point for Pizza.
+8 | 1/3/13 12:56 PM
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Username: Oscar Password: password There you go, Morgan.
+19 | 1/3/13 10:30 AM
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This is like the double rainbow guy, although I think this guy might be even more excited since he probaby felt he willed those balloons to drop.
+10 | 1/3/13 9:46 AM
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The Roomba is like the gateway drug. Before long we'll see that kid on a trampoline.
+11 | 1/2/13 3:57 PM
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It's the flying fish diet.
+17 | 1/2/13 1:51 PM
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I think I'm either getting old or I have some sort of vitamin deficiency, because I can't bring myself to follow a show unless I really love it. That means I've fallen two seasons behind on Boardwalk Empire and I haven't seen any of the new Treme episodes. And this is despite the fact that the really really great shows are all on a break. So I guess my resolution is just to be better at watching TV this year. I seriously need to get my act together.
+4 | 1/2/13 10:40 AM
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Yeah, I know it's a New Year's themed photo, whatever. We went with that after that whole nativity photoshoot fell through. We were told it would have been blasphemous. No, no, that kid made for a great baby Jesus. Because, you know, it's a baby. That was easy. But having any of them pose as a virgin? Or as wise men? Forget it.
+5 | 12/18/12 7:14 PM
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How did they put the camera so it could follow the moving car? Movie magic I guess.
+9 | 12/5/12 12:34 PM
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They put the funky in funky old shack. Don't ask how the funky got there though.
+5 | 11/13/12 3:04 PM
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Worst Bellman story yet. (This has been the best comment I've ever made and I will never make one that will come close again.)
+6 | 11/9/12 3:14 PM
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You left out the best one! @vicjackshow: Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.
+41 | 11/7/12 11:25 AM
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I live in a place that went 90% for Obama, 75% voted for marriage equality. I drove these streets with a smile on my face this morning.
+15 | 11/7/12 11:23 AM
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That's WHY they killed Laura Palmer.
+7 | 10/12/12 11:38 AM
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Judging by the change of seasons and the different beard lengths, it took him a ridiculous amount of time to slice such a small amount of bottles.
+15 | 10/11/12 3:39 PM
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Baby Spice is all growns up.
+4 | 9/28/12 3:15 PM
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I imagine every thought in Lindsay Lohan's head is a poorly constructed sentence. I believe that she thinks in bad grammar. Her brain runs on run-on sentences. And she's not quite sure what her mind is trying to tell her. Thank god for Twitter so she can share it with us.
+19 | 9/7/12 11:51 AM
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So many trampoline accidents and still not a single robot related trampoline accident. Maybe some day.
+8 | 8/21/12 9:56 AM
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Woohoo, a Caption Contest win. I usually suck at those things. I'm getting close to an EGOT now I think? What is required for that? There's a true EGOT too, right? But that involves logging on with Facebook Connect and saying something incriminating and awful, doesn't it? Either way, thanks everyone and a big thanks to the visiting editors. I loved all the articles this week.
+8 | 8/17/12 6:57 PM
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It gets better. But it doesn't get better than this.
+24 | 8/16/12 4:25 PM
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The idiosyncratic twitching and shaking of the head he does really kind of spoils the illusion. It's kind of like a chameleon changing colors to hide itself, bu thent at the same time maybe it sort of gives up its position by twitching and flailing like a freaking maniac.
+6 | 8/16/12 3:27 PM
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This is the Kirsten Stewart cheats on Robert Pattinson of our generation.
+25 | 8/15/12 12:40 PM
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Dave Hill, you are my hero.
+1 | 8/14/12 6:39 PM
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Running into traffic might get you a hug even.
+6 | 8/13/12 12:05 PM
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Now that you mention it, yeah.
+3 | 8/13/12 12:05 PM
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I don't know... but THIS: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zj1bqI851qdlh1io1_400.gif
+25 | 8/10/12 4:25 PM
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Could be operator error. Because I know if I'd use each of those tools I'd be unlikely to break a regular window.
+1 | 8/9/12 12:43 PM
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We're laughing now. Just wait until this schmoe gets a fellowship with the Heritage Foundation and is awarded the Congressional Medal of Freedom by President Joe the Plumber.
+10 | 8/8/12 2:13 PM
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Nobody can eat 1.4 billion eggs.
+14 | 8/8/12 1:22 PM
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You know what they call Chinese sitcoms in China? Sitcoms.
+11 | 8/8/12 12:00 PM
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1 METCO WINS TRAKTOR! 2 METCO AND 3 METCO GO SIBERIA!
+2 | 8/8/12 11:35 AM
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Or wait, only Scalia if it's like a desert island we can't come off of ever so I could keep him off the bench. If it was just a date I'd take Isla Fisher and my pickup line would be, "Do you know your first name means island in some language?"
+11 | 8/6/12 11:30 AM
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Antonin Scalia.
+4 | 8/6/12 11:25 AM
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