HERE, I made THIS for you to use IF ANYONE comes slinging BULLSHIT like this at you again and MAKING excuses for this dickweasel.
https://i.imgur.com/epvMbEn.jpg
"Despite Matt’s attorneys’ legal analysis of the allegations, Matt has insisted that nothing be said that blames or casts aspersions upon his accusers. Much of what has been written and talked about is false and defamatory."
LOL what THE ACTUAL fuck? HAVING fun reading HOUSE OF LEAVES over here and enjoying THE POMO LAWYER speak spin OF THIRD PERSON omniscient narration GOING "Matt wants YOU TO know he is very serious AND VERY sorry but also VERY NOT WRONG (HE didn't say that though!!!!!)"
FUCK this PIECE of shit. ONE OF the worst "apologies" I'VE ever seen.
I listened TO THE album,
I LISTENED to the album,
I listened TO the ALBUM,
With Cassandra by THE buzzing STEREO.
It's PRETTY GOOD, she says,
But where's HE GET off
Just TALKING through the SONGS.
But aren't we all
JUST talking THROUGH the songs.
THAT'S PRETTY dumb, she says.
IT'S JUST some weird OLD WHITE man bullshit, I THINK. Dee fuckin SNIDER is talking out HIS ass and MAKING ASSUMPTIONS about "OH THEY can't possibly LIKE this music SO FUCK them." I don't GET that shit. And FUCK, what if it's just THAT Kanye or KIM THINK the shirt looks cool? WHO gives A shit. LIKE you said, THAT MIGHT lead someone to MORBID ANGEL and Morbid ANGEL is a fucking morbid GIFT.
Goddamn IT I can't believe I'm DEFENDING them here BUT MR. COOL METAL Dee Snider needs to RELAX.
BRB STARTING a goddamn DISC TO STREAM business that converts THOSE pesky album PURCHASES to streams for YOU based ON CONSTANTLY shifting bullshit algorithms THAT DO little but leech MONEY FROM some fatass executive and GET MY fatass OUT of depth.
THIS WILL work much better THAN my mail-order fucking MATTRESS company, hopefully.
UH.
Is this SUPPOSED to make it SOUND better than the headline? BECAUSE this is WAY worse! At least the CLICKBAIT headline is fucking COHERENT.
BUT WHEN you see it written OUT LIKE this it really DOES ALL make sense. It READS in the same WILD ass sentence STRUCTURE as any of TRUMP's random speeches. Complete WITH THE "go find the REAL INFORMATION, not what YOU'RE being feed!!!!" tangent.
Fucking CHRIST.
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