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Annoyed Grunt and Shit are the objective answers.
OH GOD AN APOSTROPHE ERROR I AM SO SORRY.
Not a good episode! It's weird that Sherlock (the show, not the man) seems contemptuous towards it's fans! Also, the big reveal is that there is a bomb under Parliament on Guy Fawkes Day? You'd think that if England was looking for a terrorist attack, the FIRST PLACE they'd look is under Parliament on Guy Fawkes Day. In conclusion: BOOOOOOO
The Oscar nominated classic: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.
To be able to eat that fast, the steak would have to be medium well or well done. I'd rather my girlfriend eat 72oz of rare filet. I don't date animals.
Did the ol' sign in to upvote. Bravo.
The answer is obviously Die Hard. There are no other Xmas movies. Only Die Hard.
I am proudly going as my favorite one-off Simpsons character: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223305/simpsons/images/c/c9/Logo.png
This reminds me of one of my favorite McSweeney's posts by Michael Ian Black: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-i-would-be-thinking-about-if-i-were-billy-joel-driving-toward-a-holiday-party-where-i-knew-there-was-going-to-be-a-piano Same thing but Billy Joel refusing to play Piano Man.
To be fair, we *all* could be Satan's child.
Would argue it is not a horror movie! This is what happens when you take your parents' good money to take a class in college studying the horror genre. (I wrote my thesis on Sleepaway Camp. Obviously.)
Sleepaway Camp! See why my avatar is so clever!
For obvious reasons, I applaud this suggestion.
I actually forgot to breathe during the knife fight. Forty-five seconds in I started choking on air. I had such a good weekend of friends visiting from out of town, football, a Queens of the Stone Age concert ( \m/ ) and it took 45 minutes for everything to be ruined forever. This show is the best.
We were agonizingly close to four Hodors in one episode. Are we counting the echo as a full fledged Hodor? Hodor.
My hometown is contributing to the animal videos! Check out this sweet dolphin autopsy! Dolphins are the worst! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_yBOGRXAOq4
I would leave out the "fuck her" since it is a pretty big health decision and it is a conversation worth having, but, on the merits, BadIdeaJeans is absolutely right. As a dude it is not my place to criticize the choice to get a double mastectomy, but it is a weird choice if you don't already have cancer.
FWIW, it isn't recommended that you get these genetic tests unless your family has a history of these cancers. Not "especially if you have a family history," ONLY if you have a family history. And even then... http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/05/14/most-women-probably-shouldnt-get-the-cancer-screening-angelina-jolie-did/
Red Lobster: A remake of Romeo and Juliet with the Cheddars and the Biscuits replacing the Capulets and Montagues.
I don't see how taking the trouble to autotune the interview is that much different or "worse" than laughing at (with?) the interview in the first place. The Ramsey interview is impossible not to enjoy and therefore it is impossible not to enjoy a part of something that is incomprehensibly terrifying. There isn't a way around it, so we might as well have fun with the happy ending. My issue, shared by many, is that autotune is not funny and cut it out, you kids.