If I knew I would be safe from broken glass, disease and Jiffy feet, then I would go barefoot all the time, Hobbit-style. So TO ME, flip flops are a step in the right direction.
I love that she basically compares her body to a "purified system!" Nice, human-body-that-creates-poop-and-pus!! Sure.
But in her defense, McDonald's DOES make some messed up "food" products. I love some good garbage food now and then but the last time I ate a McGriddle, I was in a food coma the rest of the day. Never again.
The wonderful thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you.
The terrible thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you.
My grandmother died last Friday and yesterday was her memorial. My brother and I spoke about her which was terrifying and liberating.
Then the reception felt exactly like those after-funeral receptions you see in movies where you keep smiling and your feet hurt from wearing too-high heels and you keep getting snagged into conversation when you really just want to eat and drink wine and then you really just want to get away from everyone and go home and cry.
This reminds me of that old saying... ah yes.
"A stupid man full of stubborn pride and his money are soon parted..."
And I would NOT want to play that guy at Halo!
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