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I was confused by how this commercial happened, but everything slid into place when Paul arched his back like a sexcat and sprinkled invisibility powder on himself. Folgers clearly asked Paul Stanley what he thought was cool, and then said "Fuck it. Today is your day, Mr. Stanley."
0 | 12/23/14 3:05 AM
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My two rock crushes in a relationship? I'm trying to picture it, but it's like gazing directly into the sun. My mother always said I'd go blind this way.
+3 | 12/16/14 11:51 PM
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Just a quick note: 5:The Gray Chapter's not really "comically titled, " since this is their first album released since the bassist and founding member, Paul Gray, passed away.
+2 | 11/1/14 9:42 PM
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"I'm just very glad that Riff Raff is famous," is what I say at every thanksgiving. Knowing about Riff Raff is basically for me what football is to you, uncle Steve.
+16 | 8/29/14 1:11 PM
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That's the blood rushing to your eyes, trying to make sense of the imagery. "Is this the 80s?" your eyes are asking, "Did Taylor Swift conquer time??"
0 | 8/20/14 5:32 PM
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Speaking of which, you guys, what's up with Topher Grace?
+4 | 7/30/14 4:39 AM
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Can we make this a recurring column? "How Does Jack White's Body Language and Facial Expression Reflect, Maybe, his Current Relationship with Baseball Today"?
+7 | 7/30/14 4:38 AM
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Strong contender for dirtiest-dan headline of the year.
+3 | 7/23/14 6:28 PM
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I was watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2013 and decided that my crushes are Dicky Ayoade and Kristen Schaal. I don't want to have sex with them, but I should very much like to be the air separating them as they gently copulate.
+1 | 12/29/13 5:58 AM
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Where is Carmen Sandiego: Extradition Laws and the Children Who Learned to Circumvent Them
+9 | 9/5/13 11:02 PM
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I am still patiently waiting for the adaptation of R. L. Stine's classic novel Vampire Breath; if you can't handle it, please drive your rascals off a cliff, grandpas.
+3 | 8/16/13 7:17 PM
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Honey, I rented a movie with an acronym for the title. What? Yes, I understand. Of course I am going to sleep on the couch tonight and I deserve this.
+3 | 8/16/13 7:01 PM
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I wonder how often Killer Mike has to negotiate the peoples' disappointment in realizing he is not Moneymaker Mike. Pretty dang often, I bet.
-3 | 4/29/13 9:56 PM
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They cut the microphones to the last guys to make more room for this Chris Rock routine???
0 | 2/26/12 9:46 PM
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I'd like to see Crystal interpret GIVING UP and NO MORE JOKES.
+3 | 2/26/12 9:40 PM
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WOOPS. Did not mean to reply to this.
0 | 2/26/12 9:37 PM
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If he could fly, that scene in North by Northwest would have gone very differently.
0 | 2/26/12 9:36 PM
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Academy Abowards because this is abowring.
+2 | 2/26/12 9:12 PM
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Every time I watch Lotus Flower, I briefly wish bowlers would come back. Then desperately backpedal as I remember what happened when fedoras "came back."
0 | 2/25/12 2:43 PM
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Bunch'a Sulkeogum stars gettin' their dismiss on up in here.
+3 | 2/14/12 6:19 PM
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