I unironically adore Channing Tatum and have lots of sex dreams about him, and by sex dreams I mean dreams where he and I sit around and talk about how wildly attractive each of us finds the other, and that it'd be rad to bone, but we love our respective spouses too much.
When they were about to bone and tearing their clothes off, all I could think about was how awkward it was gonna be for Ted to get out of that awful turtleneck.
Kelly, part of my motivation for getting back into the V-gum commenting game is that you and I share a love for Nashville and Parenthood, and I wanted to be able to take part in your posts on them!
That said, CRAP IN A CANOE THIS STINKS and YES PLEASE JUST HIRE THE CIVIL WARS.
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