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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments
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Chick-fil-a : a prequel to Milk
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5/14/13 12:04 PM
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What Other Stupid Restaurants Should Be Dumb Movies?
haha... only for those who are in Tabarnak, tho....
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11/29/12 11:37 AM
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How To Eat An Ear Of Corn In 10 Seconds
After Celine dion and cirque du soleil, here comes the newest export from french canadia !! I am so proud i could cry....
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11/29/12 11:10 AM
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How To Eat An Ear Of Corn In 10 Seconds
Forget the bird, how can someone grow such trees in a glass bowl... now that's impressive
+6
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11/19/12 9:47 AM
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Nope! Not A Good Animal Video!
that'd be the first prequel to be of any relevance. If so, damn you clumsy red panda
+6
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10/30/12 12:12 PM
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Emergency Red Panda Trying To Catch A Butterfly
That butterfly, due to the effect that bears its name, is responsible for Sandy. So, gracias, red panda, make it pay !
+10
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10/30/12 12:09 PM
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Emergency Red Panda Trying To Catch A Butterfly
'' Don't blame me, blame their lack of positive thinking'' - Adolph Hitler
+22
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10/29/12 1:25 PM
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Lindsay Lohan Would Like Everyone To Relax
Scared and half naked in a movie theatre... poor kid. Reminds me of a dream i could've had.
+3
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10/23/12 1:15 PM
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Children Have To Learn About
Paranormal Activity
Sometime
Forgot your skin, Mitt ?
+2
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10/22/12 3:06 PM
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This Is Your Robot Chauffeur: Robot Jimmy
Great job on the Jack-O ; now try to impress me with the lantern part of the deal.
+4
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10/22/12 3:04 PM
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How To Carve A Pumpkin
'' but I've almost died 234 times due to oscar seeking business'' - Bugs Bunny
+2
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10/18/12 4:22 PM
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No Oscars For Joaquin Phoenix, Thank You
If it features the ghost of a dead artsy asshole swinging his iron dick around, i'm for it.
+2
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10/18/12 2:28 PM
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Ghostbusters
Reboot Will Shoot Next Summer
Who would have thought the Tchernobyl nuclear explosion would plasticize faces two generations down the line.
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10/18/12 12:30 PM
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Girl Stuff: Uh, We Could Become “Living Dolls”?
'' On your mark, get SETH, go'' - Pun4all ; A soon to be removed bad pun generator app.
+17
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10/1/12 12:40 PM
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Private: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards
''I’ve never felt less encumberbatched, actually'' - Pun4all ; A bad pun generator app.
+23
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10/1/12 9:43 AM
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Benedict Cumberbatch On Being
The Hobbit
‘s Second Andy Serkis
Now i wish my girlfriend would dump me so i could be cinematically heartbroken
+4
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9/28/12 12:16 PM
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Kids Trying Ice Cream For The First Time
I got a paper cut last night and i, too, experienced the terrible pains of delayed bleeding.
+12
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9/28/12 9:58 AM
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“Worst Movie Death Scene Ever”
Think i'll trade my clarinette for a flute cause i'm way less afraid of snakes
+2
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9/27/12 11:19 AM
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Playing A Clarinet, Covered In Bees
'' this is getting out of hand '' - The inventor of wedgies
+16
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9/27/12 9:45 AM
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This May Look Like Fun, But Please Do Not Do It
" Get that fucking pillsbury monster faced thing out of my face dad ! '' - the kid '' allright, son'' - overprotective dad
+1
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9/21/12 10:28 AM
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Dad Sends His Kid’s Toy To Space?!?
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