Baby Idi Amin has to have his people mushed up first. (SORRY!)
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Pete's original pitch had it set on a yacht, but the rest of the Brain Trust dubbed it "too old fashioned" and moved it to a resort. VERY 21st CENTURY.
Listen, if I wanted leaders that talked about issues instead of insignificant social minutiae with no bearing on our world, we would have elected Adlai Stevenson. But we didn't. BIG MISTAKE, AMERICA.
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#stevensonforprez1956gum
All this negativity is rough, you guys. I just got raped by controversygum. I still love you all, and I'm sorry I made a rape (not rape-rape) joke.
"I SAD" — Don Draper
Restaurants Still on Guy Fieri's Backburner:
— Boris Sigh's Borscht Bungalow
— Muhammed Martinez's Berber Burritos
— Giovanni Ngongo's Hippo Carpaccio Hut
That reminds me, isn't Top Chef on tonight?
Dear chef'testants:
Brazil is the fifth largest country in the world. Of course it has a cuisine.
p.s. China and India are the BIGGEST. And they have very distinct, diverse, delicious and well-known cuisines. WHY DID YOU PICK THEM LAST? You picked trendy food countries like Spain? Double ugh.
You can't spell Gabe without Gay. I mean. Whatever. I love Gabe. And I appreciate my freedom to love another man (that man being Gabe, if that wasn't already clear). WHATEVER STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
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