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No Glo-Coat-mo!
Baby Idi Amin has to have his people mushed up first. (SORRY!) http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H_rVDlsennM/S6Kh-986P2I/AAAAAAAAUOY/mziP6kynnbk/s320/little+tyrant003.jpg
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Pete's original pitch had it set on a yacht, but the rest of the Brain Trust dubbed it "too old fashioned" and moved it to a resort. VERY 21st CENTURY.
Oddly enough, it's the exact same price as a plane ticket from LA to Boston. #ihopesomeonegetsthatreferencegum
NERD. (FUN FACT: I asked a friend of mine from Mexico how to say nerd in Spanish, and he said "nerdo". NERDO!)
Listen, if I wanted leaders that talked about issues instead of insignificant social minutiae with no bearing on our world, we would have elected Adlai Stevenson. But we didn't. BIG MISTAKE, AMERICA. http://i53.tinypic.com/nfi4i1.jpg #stevensonforprez1956gum
Actually, Gabe, I think this woman is REACTING to an Anne Geddes photo.
She paid more for the shades, but the YIKES were free.
You have http://www.ontheissues.org/My_Life.jpg
Monsters! I love guys. Please, don't hate me. I LOVE OU MONSTERS.d
All this negativity is rough, you guys. I just got raped by controversygum. I still love you all, and I'm sorry I made a rape (not rape-rape) joke. "I SAD" — Don Draper
"It's perfect, hand me my CLIO." — Dick Whitman
"Somebody call Chris Hansen." — Steve BLAMwood, earlier today http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/10676/original/chris-hansen-007.jpg
To be fair East(bound) and Down is how he'd get to Mexico, right? Or is that Portugal? — GOBodan Milobsterchops, 1986 - now
I nominate Steve to write Teen Korner from now on. "Rad." — Steve Winrad, 1980s - 2012
So the producers of Manswers are making a kids show?
1) Can we have Monster's Ball right now? Because this wins. 2) "'Doctor Zhivago' is gonna be rad." — Steve Winwood, 1965
Beat me to it, Notsewfast. I GUESS YOU ARE PRETTY (SEW)FAST, EH?
"With a name like Ecstacy, people will think our cigarettes have tobacco in them!" — Herbal cigarette executive
"Walkers: The Cure for the Common Lay" — Dick Whitman
Better yet. http://i34.tinypic.com/2n1f7g6.png
Water, fire, air and dirt, are coincidentally, the exact ingredients in most of Fieri's food.
Restaurants Still on Guy Fieri's Backburner: — Boris Sigh's Borscht Bungalow — Muhammed Martinez's Berber Burritos — Giovanni Ngongo's Hippo Carpaccio Hut That reminds me, isn't Top Chef on tonight?
I took two years of Portugeezer, so I know for a scientific fact that "rá" is Portuguese for "ha." So. Yeah. Science, gettin' me pissed.
I read "No Home TV" as "No Homo me, TV".
If they're defending against irritation, why have they chosen a spokes-slob with such an irritating voice, style and mannerisms?
Dear chef'testants: Brazil is the fifth largest country in the world. Of course it has a cuisine. p.s. China and India are the BIGGEST. And they have very distinct, diverse, delicious and well-known cuisines. WHY DID YOU PICK THEM LAST? You picked trendy food countries like Spain? Double ugh.
"When in doubt head due south; to Portugal." — Stephen (GOB) Bluth, 1972-2012
No, that Spanish guy was Jose Andres, a DC-based Spanish chef. Ferran Adria on 'Top Chef' would be like Isaac Newton on 'Mythbusters'.
Wait, why is this downvoted? I really liked Jeb's comments on this thread. For real. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO UPSET MY FELLOW MONSTERS?!
You can't spell Gabe without Gay. I mean. Whatever. I love Gabe. And I appreciate my freedom to love another man (that man being Gabe, if that wasn't already clear). WHATEVER STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Sarcasm. This is not analysis.
We're gonna need a bigger upvote for you, Jeb. Happy Gay Shark (Dolphin?) Week, y'all.