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As always, the bigger question: WWMMHD? (What would Marky Mark Hypothetically do?)
She is LYING. I know what school she went to. I used to work there. That is the most amazing middle/high school in the area, that provides an incredible and unparalleled educational experience. The school basically exists to acknowledge and foster the uniqueness of each individual student. It helps that a ton of "industry" people have gone there and they have oodles and oodles and oodles of money...but still...I am calling shenanigans on her being "tormented".
This tip was from SCOTT...if there really is a Christmaskuah I hope it was sent in by her son-in-law Scott. That would be the best.
4 or 5 years ago my husband and both had the death-flu on Christmas and were trapped in bed sleeping/watching TV. We weren't prepared for that and didn't have new DVDs on hand. HOWEVER - the G4 channes was running an Arrested Development marathon. My husband exclaimed "It's like Christmas!" And then he coughed. And slept. Long story short - Arrested Development is wonderful.
How do you "rent" a movie? I'm confused. Has Netflix gone back and changed to Qwikster?
This is exactly how I feel about The Princess Bride. That movie is 400 kinds of terrible.
Aaaahhhh....natural selection.
UGH. Why is our "mayor" in this? How the hell did he manage to get his slimy self in the tralier? He can't show up for freaking political functions, but he's there for the important things. Like a movie. His 1.5 second clip doesn't even make sense in this. WHY CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, WHY? Other than that, looks good. I'll wait for the special headphones they're going to sell so I can understand Christian Bale.
You must always stick the landing. Russian judges are taking points off for that.
If you look at just the still (becuase I'm not losing over 30 seconds of my life to Newt Gingrich) it looks like Calista is real (haha) but Newt is a cardboard cutout. Serioulsy, what is up with her??? Sc-ary.
I know it wasn't a VGum favorite but I really liked H2MIIA. Like, a lot. It felt light and I really liked the characters. I liked the pace and it was interesting...minus the rostamonster crap. I've had an awful day and this just tops it off. Ugh.
OMG Christina Hendricks. That's all.
More Worst Movie of All Time!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure you're over it but it is so fun to read.
That is how the wind says Merry Christmas.
You left out the scariest part of that sentence: "...for Newt Gingrich." (Granted, Santorum, what's-her-face, and Perry are MUCH scarier prospects but they're not going to win the ticket. Newt could. *shudders*)
I like whenever the word "willing" is used in conjunction with tax hike. As if taxes were optional and it is their decision wether or not they go up. Although in a way it is because the rich control politics which...nevermind my brain hurts and I have to go work to pay my taxes.
The Miracle on 42nd St dance duo needs to meet up with these light show people and create the greatest holiday themed video of all time. Give the people what they want!!! GET ON IT, INTERNET!
I have this. It's called my staff. They're always thrilled when I show up to work. (I'm a really good boss. Plus I base promotions and raises on a strict baked goods to applause ratio.)
Oh my God CBS really sucks. Or should I say CBS muy sucko.
This is the greatest. I smiled the whole time. People are the best...and unashamed people are even better than everyone else. I can't wait until Fox News uses this as an attack on upper middle class white heterosexual Christmas.
Next up - the undercover journalism continues on Dora the Explorer and Sesame Street to uncover the conspiracy about illegal immigration, gay couples, and "poor" that live in trashcans.
Wait. So he didn't even line up some sappy, crazy, misguided girl to do his work for him this semester? C'mon, Chet Haze. Even the volleyball team captain has that lined up.
Could you imagine him in the Oval Office? He'll hit the "red button" and send out a nuclear warhead when he meant to hit the intercom button for his secretary.
Their pizza is a loooooooooooooooooot better than it used to be. I was pleasantly shocked when a friend ordered it recently.
Raise your hand if you'd be willing to have a horrible school experience from the ages 7-12 to become a beautiful, famous, rich actress. *raises hand* Yup. Thought so.
Sandra must not be a fan of the weekly adorable animal video segment on Videogum. I'm sure the blind kitten would be her nemesis. #occupyblindkittenoversandra
Thanks a lot. That gave my dogs a panic attack.
Yeah, because men always produce the BESTEST, GREATEST, MOST WONDERFULEST movies ever ever ever. Go do a WMOAT analysis of writers/producers/directors and see what the male to female ratio is. Go ahead, I'll wait...I'm done with work for the week.
Isn't that just called an audition?
And let's not forget the biggest set of boobs in Hollywood and the immense burden they carry...Kirsten Dunst...and her oh-so-large rack. I guess she's next on the list too. (Or, she thinks she should be.)
Exactly. And we're supposed to trust that Scarlett will not only understand the nuance and depth of Capote but also translate that through an interesting, smart, movie? Please.
Get ready to downvote me now. I found snarky Julia Roberts kind of amusing. Granted, the entire movie looks AWFUL, but there was something about her that made me laugh.
I hold the proud distinction of being a 30 year old woman who purposely shunned seeing "Titanic". I've never had any interest in it...and I will continue to shun it in all of its 3-dimensional glory. Spoiler: The boat STILL sinks. And Meryl Streep is just a very, very, very, very good actress. Like, unbelievably good. Just the best.
This is my protest! #occupybrokencydetoshutup
Of course, up until now we've only had America's Boyfriend - Anderson Cooper.
I'm glad I'm not old enough to be familiar with this videogame because this seems sad.
"Well, this was one way to stop getting confused with Ryan Reynolds...he was the sexiest man. I'm only second sexiest man Disgraceful." -Ryan Gosling, hanging his head in shame.