Thank You, Monday Dog

Thank you, dog! We do deserve a few extra minutes of sleep. And –oh, what’s that? We also deserve a bedside table to put our alarm clock on, like an adult? Especially if we’re going to have it right next to the dog bed? You think that would probably solve the problem? Unless we want you, the dog, to hit the snooze for us every morning, in which case that seems a fine plan but for us, but maybe we should think of you, the dog, or we should at the very least think of setting our alarm to the radio if that’s possible, because that buzzing is just a nightmare? Oh, buddy. One thing at a time, little man! (Via ViralViral.)