The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: New Year’s Baby Side-Eyes Jenny McCarthy

In the past two weeks or so I’ve seen a few minutes of two television things featuring Jenny McCarthy — one episode of The View and this New Year’s Eve broadcast — and in each of them, in the five to ten minutes during which I was tuned in, she mentioned that she was dating Donnie Wahlberg. We all love Wahlburgers for sure, but relax, girl! On The View I believe she said something like, “and we all know who my boyfriend is…” which, well, we all certainly do not, and I did not know, but then almost instantly she said something else about how her boyfriend was Donnie Wahlberg. Girl. Should I half-remember more things from daytime TV, or should we just CAPTION THIS BABY? What is the baby thinking?! “Why did my awful parents bring me to the freezing cold Times Square at midnight for what had to have been hours and hours and hours and hours when I should be home, warm, and CRYING IN MY CRIB?!” I bet it’s something like that!!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, which is happening tomorrow so get your votes in QUICKLY! (Photo via Dlisted.)