How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

How was your day? I hope it was fine, but even if it wasn’t, you know, tomorrow’s a new day. Right? There is always a tomorrow, unless you die today. Hopefully you can leave work or school, go home, relax a little bit, and prepare to make your tomorrow a little better. Unless you know TOMORROW is going to be your bad day. Then you’re out of luck! Only bad things up ahead, I’m sorry. I wish I could give you a Click remote so you could fast forward until the rough stuff was over, but they aren’t on the market (yet). You can at least take solace in the fact that you are not Jennifer Lawrence, who, I guess, is on the precipice of a backlash? Or something? I don’t know, I try to stay out of everything related to anything these days because WHO HAS THE ENERGY/IMMORTALITY, but I guess Vulture wrote a piece about how Jennifer Lawrence is possibly not all she seems to be, and then something about Twitter and her winning Best Supporting Actress at the New York Film Critics Circle, and blogs are predicting that this is the beginning of the backlash, and what I have to say to all of that is: relax. Why would there be a backlash? She is fine and also she is good at her job. Even if the way she portrays herself to the media is false — well, who cares? It doesn’t matter to us! We don’t know her! She could be a goblin wearing a human suit, but as long as she is still a talented actress who seems nice and charming and isn’t luring us into a false sense of security while she sends in her goblin army to murder us, I think it’s fine? Everything is fine. Worry about yourself. I know it feels like we all need something to talk about all the time, but it’s also fine if we sometimes just relax. Relax. Everyone relax. Relax and tell me how your day was!