Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Jennifer Lawrence’s Mint Spill Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Mr. Tumnus | Nov 19th Score:26
“We are free! The long winter of our entrapment is at an end,” think the mints. “Alas, our doom is that we carry within us a winter from which there is no escape, the Winter Freshness of our nature.” As one, they consider the approaching floor upon which they will scatter. Soon the tenuous bonds of consciousness allowing them these last few moments of introspection will be broken forever. “As mints we were born and as mints we shall be crushed underfoot. O, the world is a vampire in winter!”
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Jennifer Lawrence’s Mint Spill
#4 Carmen Petaccio | Nov 19th Score:27
“I Mento do that.” -Your wife/Jennifer Lawrence
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Jennifer Lawrence’s Mint Spill
#3 R2D2, Esq. | Nov 20th Score:28
Let’s suppose, for a moment, that his sheer good looks and raw sex appeal are the tops. Ok? Now, while we’re supposing this, let’s close our eyes and listen to some Maroon 5. Can these possibly be the sounds made by the sexiest man alive? I submit that they are not.
Posted in: Adam Levine Is The Sexiest Man Alive?
#2 pickpocket | Nov 19th Score:33
On the first day of class, Mr. Franco walked into the room and said, “This course will consist of one assignment, and one assignment only. That assignment…is to try to catch me,” and ran out of the room laughing. We thought he was joking, but he never came back the whole semester.
Posted in: Rating Your Professor, James Franco
#1 Bookface | Nov 19th Score:39
“So good.” – review of Professor James Franco by real student Frames Janco.
Posted in: Rating Your Professor, James Franco

[Ed. Note: Hahaha, congratulations, Bookface! Good one. So sorry to Carmen that he wrote such a similar caption to the caption that ended up winning the caption contest. But hey, you still did a great job and you’re still in the top five, and those two things are all that matters. You guys are funny, okay, congrats, have a good weekend, love you, bye!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

catweazle | Nov 21st Score:-3
Obviously A Christmas Puppy is the greatest (worst) puppy-themed straight-to-Netflix holiday movie.
Posted in: The Videogum Holiday Movie Club!

[Ed. Note: I guess this is downvoted because of the parenthetical? Looks like we’ve got some real A Christmas Puppy fans in here!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

R2D2, Esq. | Nov 19th Score:32
“Haha, yeah, I totally mint to do that.”
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Jennifer Lawrence’s Mint Spill

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, R2D2, Esq.! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

catweazle | Nov 18th Score:22
I don’t even know guys but I spent all the time to make this so now you have to look at it.



Posted in: Leonardo DiCaprio Is Out There Enjoying Fall

[Ed. Note: A+.]