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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Gerard Butler Pretending To Go Number 2 In The Street

The first purpose of these Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! contests is for everyone to have a good time. I think that’s obvious. We only get so much time on this Earth, and if we don’t spend a solid percentage of it having a good time on the Internet captioning photos, God is going to be VERY displeased when we arrive at the pearly gates. “I gave you blogs as far as the eye could see, and for what?!” The second purpose is so someone can win the caption contest and have their name forever remembered in Monsters’ Ball. No doy. Nothing new to see here, just a rundown of all the reasons why we meet here and caption photos every week. The third purpose for the Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! contest is for me to not have to think of anything to say about this picture of Gerard Butler squatting down on a NYC street and pretending to go number two, or anything about how this picture of Gerard Butler squatting down on a NYC street and pretending to go number two got onto blogs in the first place. Nope! THAT’S NOT MY JOB! Thank goodness that is not my job, and that instead it is your job. Phew. Good luck with your job! Remember to have fun with it. #You only L once. (Full fake #2 photo after the jump.)

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and the satisfaction of a job well done. (Image via Dlisted.)