Some Of Us Are Just Born Sophies

How dare you exploit our inability to catch Cheerios in our mouth, as if that is even a thing that we’re supposed to be able to do just because some OTHER dog can do it. Is there something your husband can do that you can’t, Female Owner? Is there something your wife can do that you can’t, Rude Male Owner? Maybe we should film the two of you trying to do one of those things! How would you like that? And hey, maybe we just don’t want to catch the Cheerios in our mouth. Have you ever thought of that, jerks? We get the Cheerios either way, if you haven’t noticed, unless they are on our head, in which case where’d they go? Where’d they go? Where’d they go? TURN OFF THE CAMERA. (Via DailyPicks.)