How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

How was your day today? Mine was fine, thank you for asking! My apartment is a mess, I’m going to have to deal with that later, and I feel like I’m coming down with a cold, but at least I’m not Leonardo DiCaprio, Toni Garnn, and Lukas Haas at the US Open! Haha. Ugggghhh, BOOOOOOORRRRIIINGGGG! So boring. Gross. It’s really disgusting how boring it is when you’re a celebrity at the US Open. If I wanted to watch people play tennis, I’d go home and put tennis on my TV while I had other stuff to do around the house! (That’s Leonardo DiCaprio, but also me, coincidentally.) It could be, and I’m sure it is, that a photographer happened to snap a photo right when the whole gang was looking bored when otherwise they were pretending not to be bored, like when you are at a book reading and the author looks at you right as you begin a yawn, but that certainly doesn’t take away from the fact that it is a VERY good photo. Leonardo DiCaprio, everybody. The man knows how to take a paparazzi photo. Anyway, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? (Via SocialiteLife.)