Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

Labor Day weekend! The last weekend of the summer before our world freezes over and we’re left shivering in the dark for, like, eight months! HAVE FUN WITH IT! (That’s a lie, fall is the best, for sure we are going to enjoy fall if we live somewhere where we have fall.) Please get out there and enjoy the world and then come back here on Tuesday and never leave. Okay? See you then! Love you! Bye!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Michael Bay’s First Official Transformers 4 Photo Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Aug 28th Score:30
“This isn’t fair! I’m being falsely imprisoned. Just like those girls I… oh…”
Posted in: Joe Francis Update: Joe Francis Is Going To Jail
#4 formerragequitter | Aug 26th Score:32
“Artist to Watch, Presented by Taco Bell” is the perfect summary of this award show.
Posted in: The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards
#3 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Aug 26th Score:33


Posted in: The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards
#2 catweazle | Aug 27th Score:34
Aw, I think he’ll be ok. He has a pretty thicke skin.
Posted in: Robin Thicke Cannot Be Consoled About The VMAs, Says Source

[Ed. Note: Wow, two from Frank Lloyd Wrong! Congrats. And a special congrats to nastyemu. This is your week, nastyemu. Enjoy it safely!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 wileycares | 5:03am Score:-3
now i know where you stand on the pivotal “h as an american vowel” debate. an historical my eye. eat a chandler, you lug.
Posted in: Best New Party Game: Friends-Themed Anti-David Schwimmer Graffiti

[Ed. Note: I can’t tell you how glad it makes me both that this is the lowest rated comment, and that it is lowest rated because it has a mere three downvotes. Everyone here is the best.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

[Ed. Note: Guys, this comment thread was the best comment thread we have had in A WHILE. Everyone did such a great job. Please go back and look at the thread if you haven’t, or even if you have — it is great. I wish I could give everyone who participated an Editor’s Choice but, unfortunately, I have only one Editor’s Choice to give. Great job, Del Preston! This was devastating!]