Oh My God, Did You Hear What Angelina Jolie Did To Jennifer Aniston(‘s Favorite Hotel)?!

Listen, I’m telling you this in confidence, I’m sure it’ll come out sooner or later but right now this is just btwn you and me, okay? Like, no joke. There’s some messed up shit btwn J&A but they’re both my friends and I don’t want to get in the middle of it. So. Okay, Jen has had to put up with, seriously, SO much from Angelina at this point it’s like, you’re probably like…how much further does she have to go?! Well, you know how Jen loves that one hotel? Specifically that one expensive room in it, which only very wealthy people can afford to stay in, so it makes sense that that is where celebrities would stay if they were staying in the hotel? WELL. From the Daily Mail, via Celebitchy:

First Angelina Jolie stole Jennifer Aniston’s man – now she has trodden all over her Hollywood sanctuary. Angelina and Brad Pitt stayed at Jennifer’s favorite hotel – and even in her favorite $2,500-a-night suite this week for an intimate break from their children, MailOnline can reveal.

The star couple slipped unnoticed into the glamorous Sunset Tower hotel in Hollywood on Tuesday night and checked into suite 1502 – the same room where Brad’s ex-wife Jennifer likes to stay. A source told MailOnline that Brad and Angelina usually stay at the Four Seasons or Hotel Bel Air for their assignations.

Usually, the source claimed, Brad handles all of the details, but this time it was Angelina who made the plans – and she allegedly specifically picked the very hotel and the very suite where Jennifer stays.

ALLEGEDLY SPECIFICALLY PICKED THE VERY HOTEL SUITE WHERE JENNIFER STAYS! It’s like, is she a witch?! Is she a LEGITIMATE WITCH, THIS WOMAN? Because, literally, this is witch behavior. I know that’s harsh but like I’m not going to lie about it, when I see witch behavior I’m not going to be like, “Oh, that’s not witch behavior.” She KNEW that J liked that suite! It’s like she’ll never rest until Jen’s life is compuh-LETEly ruined. Some people are just goblins. But, like, again, she is my friend. So please don’t tell anyone. Just btwn you and me, okay?