The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski

Life is about working with what you’ve got — buying affordable clothes that flatter your figure; using makeup, if you want to use makeup, to enhance what is already beautiful about your face; seeing if there’s an app that will shut off your iPhone if the top button is broken; figuring out what to make for dinner; driving around on a jet ski, looking very proud, while having a party on your yacht with some nice women; and captioning a photo of Simon Cowell driving around on his jet ski while having a party on his yacht with some nice women. THAT’S JUST LIFE! Life is as caption does.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and infinite daydreams about owning a yacht. (Photo via WWTDD.)