Buffy The Vampire Slayer Is(n’t) Coming To The Big Screen!

With Kickstarter and Nextflix these days, it’s almost like anything can come back and be a movie! With Arrested Development, and Veronica Mars, and how there’s (not) going to be a Friends movie, etc.! That’s why it’s not surprising that one of television’s most beloved series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, looks like it’s (not) poised for a comeback! This time (not) on the big screen (because it isn’t going to happen, actually, and they even say it right in the quote, sometimes I’m not even sure if anyone listens to things people say before they publish them under a headline that states what they wished they would have said)! From TVLine:

Buffy Summers is no stranger to coming back from the dead, and there’s the tiniest of chances that her show could follow suit — on the big screen.

“If there ever was the right story, we would do it,” Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself Sarah Michelle Gellar recently told E! while promoting her upcoming CBS comedy The Crazy Ones.

The (formerly) Chosen One said that she and Buffy creator Joss Whedon — who also wrote the 1992 feature film that preceded the supernatural TV series — have spoken about bringing Buff back to the cineplex.

“But the thing with Buffy is that Buffy was a movie, and it ultimately didn’t work as a film,” she said, mainly because “the story works better over time.”

Great, say no more! In fact, say a little less, please! Cut and print! There is going to be a Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie, you heard it here! Where do I sign the petition to whom do I write the check BARACK, BRING BACK BUFFY! #BBBB!