Benedict Cumberbatch Is Still In Japan, Ladies

Yesterday we had photos of Benedict Cumberbatch at the airport, arriving in Japan to promote his new movie Star Trek: Into Darkness and today there are more pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch in Japan, so apparently none of you have Misery’d him yet. This is good news for Benedict Cumberbatch, and bad news for all the ladies who just want to Misery him so bad. (Pro-Tip: One of the key parts of Miserying someone is “hobbling” them so that they cannot run off to press junkets in foreign countries for movies that came out two months ago.) Obviously, you ladies JUST got word that he was in Japan yesterday, so some of you might even still be on planes heading to Japan, but there have to be some of you who have already landed, and while I’m sure you’re tired, don’t you think Benedict Cumberbatch is tired? And yet look at him, smiling for the cameras and doing his best to promote a movie to people who don’t even speak the same language. It’s that level of professionalism and inexhaustible energy that drew you to him in the first place, and it’s only by you meeting him at his level that Miserying him even makes sense. Like, if you can’t keep up, what’s the point of Miserying him anyways? (Although if you ARE having trouble keeping up, but you are still determined to Misery him, remember that you will have some time to rest after the hobbling. See above.) Good luck, ladies. And good luck, Benedict Cumberbatch! We cannot wait to see The Fifth Estate!