The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

Two nights ago I had a dream that I adopted both a puppy and a child without giving either much thought, and then realized I didn’t know how to take care of either of them, and I didn’t have any room in my apartment for them, but that I couldn’t just give them back so I kept them. I think? I kept them and figured that I’d just play it by ear. PLZ DO NOT ANALYZE THAT DREAM. The end. That’s the closest thing I have to an animal story to introduce these videos with today. Do you have an animal story? Please share your animal stories if you do! Mine was terrible! Yesterday I saw a man walking three pugs and one of them was very fat, which is almost a better story. (My third story is: Look at this picture.) So please let me know if your dog did anything funny or if your cat had a #FAIL and until then let’s watch these great ANIMAL VIDEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOS! (They’re good!)

10. Kitten Vs. Slinky

9. DingDing’s Bad Hair Day

8. Hungry Koala

7. Dog Doesn’t Understand Doctor Who

6. Three Piglet Kittens

5. Jumpy The Dog Performs Impressive Tricks

4. Ringtail Lemur Adopts Baby Brown Lemur

3. Duckling Dried With Blow Dryer Post-Bath

2. Lemurs Eating Strawberries and Cream

1. Parrot Whistling to “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”