Wake Up With A New Trampoline Accident!

Some mornings, even after you get to work, it’s hard to really feel like you’ve left the land of the asleep and at peace and entered the land of the awake and stressed out. “I took a shower and had a cup of coffee. What gives?” you might wonder aloud to no one in particular. “I went to bed at a reasonable hour and I only had one nightmare about my computer breaking, which I think says a fair amount about how askew my life and priorities are, but overall I’d says my sleep was fine. So what’s going on?” And then you watch a trampoline accident that, while as familiar as they all are, is actually one you’ve never seen before. Immediately your head is clear. Your day has begun. “Come at me, world!” you think. “COME ON AT ME! I’M AWAKE NOW!”