Trust No One

As we join our families for the upcoming holiday it’s easy to slip into a sense of security — away from your prankster roommates, taking a break from the Internet that consistently spoils your stories, hell, simply out of the world that embarrasses you at every turn, if only just for a few hours. It can feel like a wonderful little pause, a moment to catch your breath and recharge. Remember that this feeling is false. You are never safe. Trust no one. (Via DailyPicks.)