The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

It’s kind of snowing outside, you guys! Almost that time of the year where you get to take your pets outside and throw them in the snow and watch them play around and have snow on their noses and then take them inside and have them get everything inside wet and disgusting. So sweet. So snowy. I only wish I had a pet of my own to throw in the snow, which I do not. Instead all I have are these weekly collections of animal videos, gathered from all different websites, showing all different kinds of animals doing stuff like falling over and eating and sleeping and farting and whatever else. It’s not EXACTLY like having an animal companion of my own, but it is NOTHING like it. So. LET’S GET TO THE VIDEOS!

10. Cleaning Hippo’s Teeth

9. Puppy Vs. Doorstop

8. Karate Cat

7. Dogs Playing Bells

6. Baby Bunny Eating Cucumber

5. Swearing Parrot

4. Turtle Fall!

3. Panda Baby Kisses Mom

2. Puppy Listens To Guitar

1. Sea Otter Jumps Into Boat To Escape Killer Whales

I am so sorry about how sad that otter video was, but wasn’t it also incredible? Incredibly sad? You’re the best, otter! I’m so, so sorry about everything! I only hope that the puppy listening to his owner play guitar and the panda “giving its mom a kiss” are enough to at least partially sooth your (you guys, not the otter’s) sadness. But then that happiness is only taken away again when you see the turtle fall backwards MID-SEX, and then the cursing parrot who needs a home. It’s a difficult world out there. Stay happy. Stay safe. CONGRATULATIONS!