Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Wolverine Gangnam Style Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Oct 18th Score:47

Using my ability to whistle like a bird through my teeth and some air ducts, for an hour I had my entire company convinced a bird flew in through my office window and was now stuck somewhere in the office.

I have zero job satisfaction.

Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
#4 schenkersaxe | Oct 15th Score:48

You have to recap it because your write-ups are completely awesome. Don’t be a dick.

Posted in: The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread
#3 topknot | Oct 17th Score:53

I watched it so I could understand jokes on twitter.

Posted in: The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread

Eric Shorey | Oct 17th Score:62

I’m probably going to end up saying this A MILLION times today but i think its frustrating that everyone is focusing on the BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN comment and not on the substance of Romney’s response which was essentially: “I THINK WE CAN GET WOMEN TO BE EQUAL TO MEN BY LETTING THEM GO HOME FROM WORK EARLY AND COOK AND CLEAN.”

Posted in: The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I really enjoyed reading everyone’s comments in the debate thread this week! EVEN MORE THAN USUAL! Great job. You all always do a great job. Have a good weekend can’t wait to talk about the next one!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 explainer guy tries again!! | Oct 17th Score:-9
the petting zoo is to videogum what the Family Circus is to the comics page.

Posted in: The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

[Assoc. Ed. Note: With the image this wasn’t as mean, but we’ll still NEVER be friends.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

catweazle | Oct 16th Score:25

Only because he thinks PSY stands for “Publicly Soil Yourself”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Wolverine Gangnam Style

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it. (In response to this.)]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

shellshocked | 1:37pm Score:4

so my husbands first girlfriend came to our halloween party dressed as a tea bag. What kind of woman comes to a party dressed in nothing but a giant, see-through tea bag with some wood shavings inside so it would look like T? His second girlfriend came dressed as kitty kat in nothing for a black leotard, a tail and some perky ears. We are not longer married, and I don’t go to costume parties any more. But in retrospect the tea bag was a lot classier

Posted in: What Is Your Pop Culture Halloween Costume?

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I’ve chosen this comment because I love it and because it is just a very good cautionary tail. Hahahaha.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

catweazle | Oct 18th Score:24

My day has been a little crazytown! Shakeups have been happening at my job over the last few months and there was a pretty big one today. But more importantly, I have been calling everything “crazytown” lately and my coworker asked if it was because of the rap/rock group Crazy Town, which led to me looking at their Wikipedia page, and I had totally forgotten that their singer went by the name Shifty Shellshock.

Also, I wore a cute pair of boots today but gave myself blisters walking to the train in the morning. I really need to go grocery shopping, but my feet will not survive so I guess I’ll be having the “Catweazle Special” for dinner: ramen with a glass of wine.

Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

[Ed. Note: This comment is a stand-in (no offense catweazle) for the entire “How Was Everyone’s Day Today?” thread. I cannot tell you how much I enjoy reading about how people’s days actually went. Wait, yes I can. I like it very much! It’s so charming and kind and a great way to learn more about people. I think we should keep doing it for the time being, until it stops being those things. Do you agree?]