Jewel Performs “The Walmart Song”

It’s a tough world out there and we all have to put food on our families. Get that paper! But if we’re lucky, no one videotapes us in the daily struggle to survive and then puts that tape on the Internet as a promotional vehicle for a morally questionable chain of retail outlets right at a point in our careers when people were starting to wonder if we were dead or working in real estate. Oh well! I’m sure Jewel will have plenty of time to consider the wisdom in this particular choice on the new mahogany deck she had installed at her second summer home. (Via ViralVideos.)